Simon

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Simon

Simon

@SimonWitz

Apple Enthusiast (the fruit)

Katılım Mayıs 2018
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Getting a haircut is so intimate. I told my barber I loved him. He did not like that.
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sigfig@sigfig·
people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now
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Is this a joke?
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POV: me and the boys or something like that idk
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"I suspect" hits so much harder than "I think"
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“So far, so good” and “long time, no see” are such funny phrases to be so commonly used. It’s like Kevin from the office snuck them into the vernacular
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Privy@privy_io·
1/ Custodial wallets are live in Privy. Built to serve global businesses that desire a licensed custodian partner, clearer recovery paths, and institutional controls. After powering 120M+ wallets & $9B+ in monthly volume, we know custody must adapt to real-world requirements.
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TBPN@tbpn·
BREAKING: @Stablecoin receives OCC approval to form a national trust bank
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Guest hosting Shark Tank but I'm poor so I come up with elaborate and mean reasons to pass on every pitch
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I am looking for an AirBNB for 3 nights. I include those dates in the filter. They spotlight a "guest favorite", showing the one listing as 1/3rd of my screen. I click on it. It has a 31 day minimum stay. How could an 80 billion company, renowned for its design, do this to me?
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In "Industry" S4E1, at 23:10, the camera visibly shakes while framing a 1:1 conversation where both characters are still. Totally ruins it.
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What does the "dangerously" in dangerously-skip-permissions mean?
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Bridge@Stablecoin·
San Francisco has become a home for stablecoin innovation. Last night we brought together 100+ builders to talk about what we're working on and exchange ideas. (Yes, Bridge has a speakeasy in our office.) Thank you Mayor @DanielLurie for joining us.
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Morgan Housel@morganhousel·
My favorite Buffett stat is that Berkshire stock could drop 99% and he still would have outperformed the S&P 500 since he took over. Enjoy retirement.
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haonan@haonan·
stablecoins now account for 1.35% of the total U.S. dollar supply
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Meet me under the Brat disclosure sign at Newark airport
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I keep just missing the subway, like watch my train leave the station as I descend the stairs. Have I accrued some kind of karmic debt? Please reach out if I have wronged you in the last few weeks
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