Simon Ettinghausen

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3 facts: 1. 457 UK troops were killed in Afghanistan, most in action 2. The US repeatedly did ask other NATO nations to send troops there, and 604 of them also died 3. When it was his turn, Donald Trump dodged the Vietnam draft all 5 times, with a diagnosis of 'bone spurs'

The number of NATO soldiers who died 'doing nothing' for America since 9/11: United Kingdom: 636 Canada: 160+ Italy: 86 Poland: 74 France: 90 (primarily Afghanistan) Spain: 46 Denmark: 50 Australia: 43 Germany: 62 Netherlands: 27 Estonia: 11 Norway: 10 Czech Republic: 15 #FuckTrump

A simple way of changing lives on a regular basis.

@AdamBlackmore Be careful - the Lemsip contains paracetamol so please don't take any more paracetamol tablets with it!

Good afternoon from The New Den! #SaintsFc Can Tonda’s team make it three wins in a row in London ?? Southampton looking for 5 league wins in a row for the first time since the League One promotion run-in in 2011 I’m loaded up to try and last the 90 minutes - feel awful 🤢

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow How about covering @santanderuk "free banking forever" business current account which they now want to charge customers £9.99 per month? Another corporate which renages on its promises.

Got a question on... bank switching, return rights, discounts & deals or anything else. Tomorrow 8pm its my @itvMLshow Xmas & Black Friday special, live in Manchester including the famous Festive Forecaster. So suggest questions by reply and the team will collate. Alternatively you can email the team at martinlewis@itv.com

@MartinSLewis Oh! It's @santanderuk who have decided to charge business customers £9.99 per month for a current account which was provided as "free banking forever".

Ends 2pm today, free £100 Amazon voucher just for opening (not switching to) a bank account. Full info... #santander" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">moneysavingexpert.com/latesttip/?anc… (avoid is if you've an imminent important credit application like a mortgage, as all applications may temporarily impact credit worthiness)

@TheStatsSaint And Oriel Romeu!

Bring him home #SaintsFC

You have the power to change someones world every day.

Coaches cannot put greatness into an athlete. The greatness is already there. It’s our job to draw the greatness out.

@AlastairBruce_ I hope he keeps clear of the chimney!

Our #Conclave distraction … seagull family on our roof in Rome

@qikipedia Maybe something @LBofBromley could consider organising for when the Bromley Central Library moves to its new location in the High Street?

Earlier this month, 300 residents of Chelsea, Michigan (pop. 5,300) helped a local bookstore move to a new location a block away: they formed a human chain and in two hours passed one by one all of its 9,000 books and put them on the new shelves in alphabetical order.

Happy #EdBallsDay to all those celebrating!

@SaintsFCWomen @BarclaysWC Let's hope it's good Good Friday football!

All set for some Good Friday football 😮‍💨

If you agree with this opinion in the ⁦@dailytelegraph⁩ I would appreciate a repost…

To all women invited for @NHS breast screening - the earlier breast cancer is detected, the greater the chance of survival. Please go. It might just help save your life

Being retired is great. It is like being expelled, but you have enough money for sweets every day.

@adame_ @londonsaints Member No. 28 if I remember correctly!

@londonsaints My dad was one of the first members…. Not a member now, but happy to rejoin 😇 @PaprikaPR

Follow Southampton away! (Or 15 mins down the road, anyway) Love a London game! UP THE SCUM!

@DjAlineRocha Bon voyage

@DefectedRecords Will Glitterbox follow?

We started an account on BlueSky 🦋 Follow us if you're on there too: bsky.app/profile/defect…