Simon Pratt

I dropped a full bowl of oatmeal on the kitchen floor and started laughing. That was last night. It’s still on the floor. Live stress-free.

@ethelmermanstan @JayJurden You meal like Peter Thiel?

Call me old fashioned but i love it when a gay guy is comically evil.

@ElizabethHolmes Have you thought about writing your memoirs during this time?

I so wish I could tell you my story. All of it.

@mikemovies @midgetmoxie Only if he’d let Hagen guide his decision-making in at least the first years.

Do you think, in spite of his temper, Sonny would have made a better Don than Michael?

@subtoconnorpls Wishing for a thing don’t make it so.

RIP Jordan Peterson (1982-2026)

@TomAandTom1 I think she’s implying a woman that age would not be brought back.

@Raw_Combat_ Not to be that guy, but having studied martial arts, I know that real hook punch are driven mostly with the turning of your torso into the push and driving off you back leg. His punches—however effective—are mostly arm flailing.

Road rage didn't end as expected when the guy ran into Bruce Lee

@kyle4prezident What’s your point? Straight couples do shit that bad and worse when they’re in their divorce drama.

they got divorced and killed their dog

@foxnewspolitics And they all just watched Devil Wears Prada 2, starring Meryl Streep, who was in The River Wild with Kevin Bacon.

The judge who ordered Trump's name stripped from the Kennedy Center married his wife in a ceremony officiated by Merrick Garland. That wife, Amy Jeffress, represented Lisa Page during the FBI texting scandal, helped the Jan. 6 committee, and now serves as Joe Biden's personal attorney. Her former law firm represented E. Jean Carroll against Trump. Trump says Judge Christopher Cooper has 'a total Conflict of Interest' and asserts he can't be treated fairly in Cooper's court.

@ProofofMaro The 99% owes that to the 1% that control the banks and multinational corps. It’s how they maintain the system of slavery.

If Earth is $350 trillion in debt, who do we owe money to?

@OlenaRohoza Is there a labor that is responsible for stable window construction in Russia. Because if so, they have a lot to answer for.

🇷🇺In Moscow, General Leonov, the commander of Russia’s air defense forces, fell out of a window.

@RepLuna @AmberWoods100 Or the White House.

This shouldn’t have to be said but if you tried to lower penalties for pedophiles you do NOT belong in Congress.

@mjfree Saying he didn’t win is a denial of the darkness so may carry inside of themselves. And that’s dangerous.

Good night 🌙

@ChildPleez007 @CBSNews He should podcast. It’s supplanting TV news.

Of course. He'll get a better offer. Screw @CBSNews

@covie_93 Asshole was dipping his toe in the water to see if the mood was shifted enough to get away with it. Not so much.

A staffer did not write that tweet. This is how Ogles behave. He wrote a similar post about Muslims having no place in America too.

@nevaRWilliams Here’s Chuck Norris in a tux at the Cannon Films Christmas party, held in a parking garage. Really tells the whole story of what they were trying to be versus what they always were.

This shit was SO bad, but we didn't know any better back then

@RepOgles Dude, assuming you’re not closeted and self-hating yourself, there is no way that at least one of the good ole boy family men you see Sunday at church isn’t jacking off to gay porn in his basement, and maybe even has a favorite rent boy.

@esjesjesj Yep. And has anyone o the left even remotely implied that they don’t think the cops in both cases deserve equal punishment?

Once again, they are extremely happy this guy got murdered so they can use it to say shit like this. They love that he’s dead

@markgadala Easy. The actual art made by humans from which this was stolen is real. This crap is not.

How can anyone see this and think AI art isn't real. Credit: trisock

@GAltringham Best part is no one questioned why a ceiling light fixture would that design.

Spielberg went absolutely god mode with this Jurassic Park shot 😮‍💨 One of the most iconic and beautifully composed frames in cinema history. Peak filmmaking.