Simon ROOM

It’s true!! (First tweet in years)

Spot yr boi in the back m.youtube.com/watch?v=WDFxGD…

Which one of you witty barkeeps is gonna be the first to have a shot special called “the Pfizer” or “the Moderna?”

U people like moida? I did the music for this: watch.amazon.com/detail?asin=B0…

Andy Partridge from XTC invented Jenga. Look it up!

@realDonaldTrump SHUT THE FUCK UP FOREVER

Joe Biden should not wrongfully claim the office of the President. I could make that claim also. Legal proceedings are just now beginning!

@jonwurster Make Big John the guitarist of the Exploited Again

Before I read the headline i was 100% certain the man on the right was Wattie. #tweetsforafew

@scharpling I’m in

Pop quiz: speaking of Labor Day, what “labor of love” often requires one to walk around with a little bag of poop? (Hint: the answer rhymes with the phrase “boning a log”)

Music’s biggest *NERDS* (in order): 1. Lars “Cosmo” Ulrich 2. James “Slytherin” Hetfield 3. David “Tin-Grin” Byrne 4. Kirk “The Human Calculator” Hammett

@robhatchmiller Therapy?

Can someone illustrate a meme for moi? The caption is “Tintin Quarantino.”

"The Shark Bite Song" by Seaside Simon and the Barnacle Boys youtu.be/sxwoEe0XD1Q via @YouTube

You can do the Baby Shark dance moves and it still works with the Shark Bite Song. Cool. #JoshGatesTonight #SharkWeek 🦈

AHH! CURSE YOU JOSH GATES! NOW I CAN'T GET THAT SONG OUT OF MY HEAD! music.apple.com/us/album/the-s… #iTunes @SharkWeek @Discovery #sharkweek #nextsharkhit

"Ow-ee, ow-ee, ow-ee" is the new "doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo". And yes, you can listen to The Shark Bite Song by Seaside Simon and the Barnacle Boys online wherever you stream music! #JoshGatesTonight #SharkWeek

ICYMI help @ToeKneeSam and I become @pinkfong_usa #thesharkbitesong

Soup port the seam! Buy the song on apples! music.apple.com/us/album/the-s…

Support the scene! Watch the video on YouTube (with lyrics)! youtu.be/sxwoEe0XD1Q

Feel the NYHC/ICP/PUNK/WRESTLING Connection power radiating from this episode! Also check out recent episodes with Inglorious Basterd @OmarDoom and reuniting reformed street punks @Simondoomband (no relation) and @LivinBrindle for more late 80s/early 90s NYC Punk/Hardcore stories