Simon

It's starting to worry me how many of my age mates are getting married to older men.

Does your mum know you’re calling her age mate ‘baby’?🤭

@ftblnathann Hoold

@DaltonKakuru @FabrizioRomano Hold that

@FabrizioRomano COYG

🚨🏆 FA Cup draw: Manchester City vs Liverpool Southampton vs Arsenal Port Vale vs Chelsea West Ham/Brentford vs Leeds

@Her_buht @allsamia1 @thekingsmanUG @FabrizioRomano Hooold that

@allsamia1 @thekingsmanUG @FabrizioRomano FA tried that gimmick of scripting it with them by giving them Grimbsy and they terribly failed to follow the script 😂😂

When the commander who didn’t want to stop the war gets shot in the leg

@GalaxyTVUg I'd die with the police just there. I can't look into the eyes of a murderer.

VIDEO: Suspect nabbed amid heavy protests in Ggaba, Makindye after brutal killing of 5 pupils inside a school. #GalaxyTVNews

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@IsaacMutegeki1 @khad256 @ChubbyAudrey22 That's myth. How come no one has that name in this generation 😄

@khad256 @ChubbyAudrey22 The inventor of the phone called his wife first who was called "Hello"

The word " hello" was actually invented because no one knew how to start a telephone conversation

@opolot_ronnie Bought it from Who?

C Ronaldo has bought for his wife Georgina Rodriguez a star in the sky worthy $37.5 million. Whatever this girl gave Ronaldo only God knows.

@Kusaasirarita Everyone who asks this question ends in Butabika psychiatric hospital

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🚨OFFICIAL: Nigeria are qualified to the World Cup 2026!

@theberneese I will get you arrested

@ChessLordK Mephis Depay for Corinthians gives it.

Guess the national team? 👀 Level: HARD

@UTDKara April fools

🚨 Breaking News: Matheus Cunha injured Cunha will be out for 6 months after picking up an injury against Croatia this morning. Unbelievable Manchester United are really angry about the situation. 😳👀

@chimdile_ @BIGEMMYLFC @FabrizioRomano Retard?

@BIGEMMYLFC @FabrizioRomano Cause he’s cheeks and can’t handle the weight of the jersey 🤷🏾‍♂️

🚨🇩🇰 Denmark are OUT of the 2026 World Cup!

Cristiano Jr just scored 9 goals against Mexico for Portugal, naa Ronaldo’s genes are crazy😳🤯

@Leekerridge14 @GemBooster @centregoals @abolapt He's scored 7 goals

@GemBooster @centregoals @abolapt No he's shocking

🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Cristiano Ronaldo Jr returns to the Portugal U16 squad 🇵🇹🔙 He is set to represent his country at the Algarve Tournament over the next 7 days. [@abolapt]

@NoodleHairCR7 Hw ended the game with 7 goals

🚨 Cristiano Jr scored 4 goals vs Mexico U16 today 🥶 Idc what anyone says, call him to the Portugal squad ahead of Gonzalo Ramos

@TeamCRonaldo 7 goals