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curves for days

Happy Sunday

woke up like this

@poe_collector Pffft. I know you just like me for my funny comments

if I like a bunch of your tweets it’s not because I want your attention or anything it’s because I’m high and I’m going wherever the tweets take me and I have no idea where I actually am. sorry.

@poe_collector But do you have Persian or Mewtwo? 🤔

@spaceghost Felt these were too perfect to not share

being horny is so annoying. it’s almost every night now. I went months without a single yearn and now it’s like this every fucking day 😭

@spaceghost If you plan on not going sober, try the Museum of Illusions 👀

@Simpingdays Haven’t decided yet!!!! And I’ll post pics right before I leave <3

It’s museum day tomorrow and I’m putting bows in my hair and nobody is going to make me follow them around in my cute summer dress like a fancy puppy so I’m not gonna wear heels. Just wanna be delicate and vulnerable in some tall heels that make me look like a prey animal!! 🎀

@spaceghost Oh no. My dick. It’s taking over my mind! I can’t control it! Somebody help meeee! What kind of dumb fucked up logic is this guy living with?? Porn has been a thing for many years. Just now we have women directly profiting from it

@poe_collector We all know the real source of your power is Fry

Call her Artax the way she’s going to break your heart.

@poe_collector Now wait a minute here! I see what you did

I’m not a robot.

My lancer artoria cosplay 😽

@chewyx69 Admiring and enjoying the view

What are you doing down there bro

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@spaceghost Now how much would it be to make a Stardew Valley game save with you? 🫣

A nice dude asked me to send him a house of CB dress I wore in one of my sets. It was a limited run print and I could only get a replacement on Poshmark. Retail for $250! Original retail price $250 Poshmark reacquisition $300 $550 so far without profit I ended up charging him $2500 total, which is super similar to Lara’s cost proposition here. I don’t offer this service publicly because it sounds crazy, but it’s the only number high enough to make my brain feel tempted to package an item and go all the way to the post office.

@pocket_puppyy What I would give to be passing by and happen to take a break near some bushes

thinking about going for a hike until I get horny from my thighs rubbing together and then finding a place in the bushes to cum while people walk by