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Zack Hample in the stands after he just killed a kid to catch a ball from batting practice

@JasonLaCanfora It’s bad for your kid because his father is a dumbass

You know it's bad when you're driving your kid back to college and the alleged World series contender is getting its ass kicked in Pittsburgh again and the broadcast is talking about top 100 prospect list and a single a picture. Sums up the Elias Error

@JasonLaCanfora Only thing worse than the O’s right now is YOUR Boston Red Sox.

When jackass Mike Elias signs a 30-plus year one starter you can guarantee that dude is cooked How much money have you wasted in this idiot's horseshit baseball product? It ain't getting better #fireElias #TheEliasWaySucks

@JasonLaCanfora You’re a fatass

#FireMikeElias #TheEliasWaySucks #whatafraud

Colton Cowser has seen 645 changeups in his career He has swung at 304 of them He has 25 hits against them

@jcalvinmeyer No one will throw Cowser a fastball again. Pathetic

Mitch Keller threw 14 pitches to Colton Cowser. Nine of them were changeups.

@GatorDiamondPod XL lmao hit the treadmill

Let’s GO!!!!!

@BookitWithTrent Ryan Flaherty

on this sticky note there is a name of a very random retired baseball player. first person to guess who it is gets a $500 prizepicks lineup. no hints other than he’s retired. go⬇️

@MySportsUpdate @giana_jade No one wants this

The NFL is expected to select the #Ravens as the opponent to face the #Cowboys in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, with Week 3 as the likely spot, per @giana_jade. thebanner.com/sports/ravens-…

@JasonLaCanfora Broke ass can’t even afford good seats on a midweek day game. Get a job fatty.

No place I'd rather be and nobody I'd rather be with. Hopefully this is one of the 80-odd days this season where the guys on the field can overcome the fools they work for - who put the roster together and butcher year after year with the same BS

The Top 3 until Holliday comes back has to be 1. Gunnar Henderson 2. Adley Rutschman 3. Pete Alonso The Taylor Ward Leadoff experiment is not working

Blaze Alexander called out without actually being tagged out, nice @MLBReplays

@BookitWithTrent Hit the gym

idk who needs to hear this but Tyler Oniel is not going yard.

@jcalvinmeyer Good

Some Orioles fans booed Maryland Gov. Wes Moore when he was introduced during the opening day ceremony at Camden Yards

@editti22 @michaelmayo54 @nickysmokess Get a fucking job 😭😭😭

Broward @michaelmayo54 @nickysmokess

🚨 WISHLIST #1 🚨 Extend Gunnar Henderson. Pay the man enough so he wants to stay forever. I can’t picture him in anything but a Baltimore Orioles uniform… EVER. #Birdland

Iowa vs Nebraska in the sweet 16

#Vols Weekend Update

Mark DeRosa did not know

Playing two games all day and then cramming six in from 5:15 to 9:45pm (???) remains one of the dumbest things we do every single year Just start a game once per hour!