simps_will_always_see_dust

@djdellatrouble @MissLingard14 Kijana. Mdogo..

@MissLingard14 nmechoka kujifanya,, "nasty business" ndio huwaga nini sasa😂🤦

Kuita Msichana sleepover alafu umpikie Mchele is Nasty Business

@DannyLink12 jomba😂

One day I'll be explaining to my kid & her mommy(my wife) how we met in campus, started as close & best friends , turned into my gf then my lifetime partner, just lovely scenes. I still have a lot of success on my way, God protect🙏.

@dekim_Kalvino and from dust you came, dust you'll see and to it you shall return 🥲

In a world full of chaos, I simp for you. My heart simp-ly belongs to you. Simping ain't easy, but it's worth it. I am unapologetically your Simp.

@DannyLink12 hata wakati wa elnino kuna dust reserved for simps😂

@Simps_see_dust 😂😂😂hiyo ni mingi hata , mi naishi kwa trench🫴😂😂

Bills I've to settle next week. Rent: 6000 WiFi: 2000 Dstv: 3000 Kplc:1000 Child support: NA. Loans: 0 Netflix:700 Total: 12700 Not bad for a comrade😂😂😂

whhhhyy .😂😭😂😂you will see dust daily even on a rainy day😂

😂😂A toast for this dude

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

@AtworiYa Google south sudan minister of water 😂😂this dude hapa juu ni minister😂

"Bro, nisaidie mbao ata nishike nayo kachai..."

@martinsstony @Total_dadoic It's good seeing women lift each other😂

Hata unaezapata nyoka ilikuwa shughuli zake alafu Eve akaiambia itoe form?🤔

@waisybethwel @dekim_Kalvino Check your sleep

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SIMP HEADQUARTERS P. O. BOX 18002 DUST, NAIROBI KENYA

@iamjuddah When is power book ii released?( Tariq)

Which 3 characters did you hate the most?

@WuongChing @DannyLink12.. 😂😂😂Wee mzee

THREAD!!! Kuna dem yangu I used to visit her kwao hadi mama yake akanizoea. So sikumoja she was off for a whole day nikaamua kuenda kumtafuta kwao, kufika kwao nikapata hayuko ni mathee yake ndio ako. Kumuuliza Mercy ako wapi akasema she went out with her Dad mwenye alikuwa...

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@DannyLink12 Kitu inachoma panty budaa😂😂

Shiett cowdamnit😂😂😂😂.

This dudee😂😭😂😂😂

Mwanamke anajua tu vizuri bwanake ni bouncer wa club, alafu akipigwa anaanza kuita majirani wamsaidie,, wewe unaeza risk? So kuna siku Onyi amekuja mtaa akapata bibi ako tiktok anasema tap tap akiwa half naked na bado haja pikia mzee omena for lunch. Onyi akaamua amuonjeshe manifesto ya Ruto, alikula bibi mahedi na mangumi kadha. Ilibidi majirani tutoke inje wote juu nduru zilikua za kuaminika. Bahati mbaya, iyo siku wanaume wote kwa ploti walikua wameenda maandamano, ni mimi tu na Onyi ndio tulikua na makagare kwa hiyo ploti. Wamama wakaanza kusema niende kuongea na mwanaume mwenzangu. Of course hakuna vile ningekunja mkia, nikawaambia itabidi kila mtu amerudi kwake ku-take cover in case Onyi atoke inje na panga. After nimeona the coast is clear nilienda kwa mlango ya Onyi nikasema "Afande rusha teargas ndani, huyu anapotezea serkali muda, lazima akule risasi ya matako". Niliskia mlango imefunguliwa kurugushuuuu, amini usiamini, Onyi alisimamia Oyugis never to be seen again. Wamama walini sifu kuliko yesu,, you see in this life mahali tumefika inataka mwanaume utumie akili, nguvu niya kurusha mawe jakoom akiitisha maandamano. Yote tisa, kumi ni Zakayo lazima ashuke. Alamsikii!!😒