BarstoolSimpson

New Year’s resolution: watch Simpson win, drink beer, and get laid. Happy 2026 fuckers🍻

@WartburgStool belt to ass tonight

@BarstoolCentral Weird thing to say out loud

Nothing better than getting a good dicking down by the Dutch. Right @SimpsonBarstool ?? #armpitofthearc #lilbro #twelvestraight

BLACK OUT THIS SATURDAY FOR FOOTBALL HOME OPENER‼️‼️ If you’re not there drop out

HOME OPENER TODAY FOR MEN’S SOCCER @ 5 PM‼️ BE THERE. ⚽️🔥✊

@StormSports In Schmitz we trust.

Sam Schmitz has been promoted to assistant athletic director for athletic performance, a new leadership role in which he will oversee the integration of sports performance, medicine, and nutrition under a new unified athletic performance model. 📰 bit.ly/3UFuWHy

@StormSports Generational talent.

Conference MVP (twice). All-American (again). School and conference record holder. Ulysses Patterson dominated the multi-events all year and is your 2024–25 SC ESPY Male Athlete of the Year! 📰 linktr.ee/simpsonstorm #SCESPYS

@StormSports @SCStormSoftball A-R-C’s worst nightmare

NFCA All-American. Rawlings Gold Glove winner. Conference MVP. Megan Heidelbauer rewrote the record book and led @SCStormSoftball to a conference title and NCAA regional - she’s your 2024–25 Female Athlete of the Year! 📰 linktr.ee/simpsonstorm #SCESPYS

Luther leaving A-R-C just to go get obliterated in their next conference

Senior Day sweep ➕ postseason secured! 💪 Roberts: 5-for-7, 1 3B, 2 BB, 3 RBI, 3 R, 3 SB Gibson: 3 H, 2 BB, 2 RBI, 1 R Carlock: 2 H, 1 3B, 2 R Carter: 2 H, 1 HR, 2 RBI, 3 R Feekin: W, 7.1 IP, 7 K Dunwoody: W, 6.2 IP, 9 K 📰 linktr.ee/simpsonbaseball #rollriversBSB #d3baseball

Last regular season game is almost on its way! Here’s how the Storm will take the field! #RollStorm

shit in our dugout get your season ended. @BarstoolCentral

Congratulations to Ashlyn Steen of @SCStormsoftball on being named the A-R-C Player of the Week! Steen was nearly unstoppable at the plate with 13 hits, 2 HRs, and 11 RBIs to lead the Storm to five wins last week 🔗 linktr.ee/simpsonsoftball #rollriversSB #d3softball

the best man there ever was

Four @SCStorm_WBB players have been named to the All-@AmerRiversConf Team, with Molly Lutmer and Haley Rasmussen earning first team honors. Ella Anderson and Elle Street received honorable mention recognition. 📰 linktr.ee/simpsonwbasket… #rollriversWBB #d3hoops

Congratulations to Levi Gurwell on being named to the A-R-C All-Conference team! 🔗 linktr.ee/simpsonmbasket… #rollriversMBB #d3hoops

Better see everyone there

STORM WIN!! Final | Simpson 15 CSS 5 #RollStorm

Storm warning: Baseball season incoming 🌩️ Just 15 days until @StormBaseballSC takes the field! 📰 linktr.ee/simpsonbaseball #rollriversBSB #d3baseball

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