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Raymund Fossoway casually dropping that Planetos is actually post-apocalyptic because the Targaryens and therefore the Valyrians are aliens is hilarious

Renly's personal coat of arms is an epic cross between Baratheon and Tyrell sigils, golden stag on green. No that's the John Deere logo.

Ukrainian air defense operators watching other countries struggling to take down Iranian Shaheds hmm

Who can we blame everything on? Megan.. I’m Bloodeaven

Black to Blackfyre pipeline is real 😭

GRRM's are better hit harder and stick. Tyrion, Stannis, Tywin, The Hound, Horor One mention and they're burned in your brain punchy, personality packed, easy to say. Tolkien's? Aragorrn, Legooolas, Elgrond, Galaladriel... half sound like interchangeable random elf and dwarf NPCs

U.S. troops eating steak, cake and lobster. Iran is cooked. We’re about to be reminded why Americans don’t have free healthcare.

Or maybe conservative governments have just sucked in the West for the past decade.

Born to die as a peasant in the Middle Ages. If you’re a loser in this life, you’d have been a loser back then too probably taken out by sepsis, famine, or the plague. Pre-modernity sucked. We’re living in the easiest era in human history, and some people stillfumble it.

Wait a minute… Raymun Fossoway, SIT DOWN. The maester has something to say. You are not the father.

So Australia could just waltz in, do a special military operation, and it’s basically free real estate.

If House Arryn is your favorite, you’re a pathetic liar do the world a favor, skip the trial, and hurl yourself out the Moon Door.

What is the worst Velaryon house and why is it Celtigar?

AKOTSK ends all according to plan..

Raymund Fossway takes the iron throne stream when?

@JackPosobiec Because Faegon is just as likely to be a complete rando as he is to be a Blackfyre, a dragonseed, or someone of Valyrian blood it’s deliberately ambiguous, so we’ll probably never know.

How are they going to bring the Blackfyres into KOT7K when they removed Faegon from the main Game of Thrones series? TV lore isn't going to hold up...

Me and the Boys getting ready for Aegon in CK3 😭

My 20+ Genius, Herculean, Beautiful character whenever chat wants me to join a tourney.

Imagine playing amongus with Bloodraven

Friendly reminder: Stannis the mannis is the one true king.

What's your favorite Valyrian house?