Andrew Sims

Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports: “I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”

@teslascope @TeslaTim2 @Tesla Thanks! People have tweeted me with their the sims questions many times over the years lol

@sims @TeslaTim2 @Tesla We have FSD purchased on our primary vehicle, but $50 would also likely be our buy-in subscription cost on any new vehicles! Side note, your handle rocks! 🙌

Meh. Wife that is flat out not worth it for $100/month, when she only has to drive 8 miles a day round trip to work. @Tesla

@teslascope @TeslaTim2 @Tesla I would definitely be in at $50/mo

@TeslaTim2 @Tesla This is one of the reasons we hope they'll consider a lower entry price point, or an option with a mileage limit (then deactivates on the next drive). Multiple friends who are eager to subscribe for ~$50/month, have short commutes, and don't often go on long-distance drives.

CONGRATS TO PAM BONDI🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

@atrupar i was there. would've been cool to meet you!

I’ve seen Bruce Springsteen one other time, and I cannot believe how good he is tonight. Peak form. Life goals.

@DiscussingFish God help us all

A live-action 'TOY-STORY' remake is reportedly in development at Pixar. Targeting a 2029 release. (Source: wsj.com/business/media…)

They never should’ve apologized. The idea any politician is entitled to support or should be shielded from criticism is toxic to democracy. Another good result from Talarico’s win

@kidasnow Not seeing enough people talk about how peloton let her go about a year ago. And they let go the person who went viral.

i hope this meme unlocks new career opportunities for her to have her own fitness/lifestyle brand

@NBTBPodcast @springsteen Are you guys ever gonna get that hiatus you planned? Lol

.@Springsteen has released a new song titled Streets Of Minneapolis. We will, of course, have full coverage coming up in the next few days. youtu.be/wWKSoxG1K7w

@DrewTailored I was so bummed by how not funny the first one was.

Hopefully they remember to have jokes in this one.

He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?

@jk_rowling You could consider spending less time on Twitter fighting with randoms and more time with your family in the real world

Yesterday my son pulled a box of new socks out of his stocking and said ‘ah, this is great because I’m down to only two matching pairs.’ I had no idea we failed to teach him that socks can be purchased by the prospective wearer themselves.

attention: i have just crossed the border into New Jersey and am officially a full-time resident again

@TheSims would you be interested in purchasing my username, @sims ? please DM if so (I'm serious)

@markgurman DOA for me unless it has Ring integration

Apple's upcoming AI-powered smart home device: - Focus is on Siri, Communication and Home Control - Runs Safari, Music, Notes, and several other Apple apps but no App Store. - The device is touch, but will mostly be operated by voice through Apple Intelligence's new App Intents feature. - New OS that is a blend of watchOS and iOS StandBy Mode. The UI is dynamic and shifts based on distance. - Size is about two iPhones side by side, with a roughly 6-inch screen. Device has speakers, FaceTime camera and battery. - Apple is working on wall attachments, plus a speaker base for desks, tables, kitchens and nightstands. - There will be a heavy security focus as well as video/audio intercom feature for homes with multiple Apple home devices. - The home screen is customizable with the classic Apple widgets and Apple home controls. - Tapping into video doorbells and video cameras, plus getting security alerts will be a key feature as well. - Apple is already working on a higher-end version with a robotic limb and an AI-based personality. This is still years away and the idea is an AI companion in your home or workspace. All of the details here: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@keithkurson How’d you do it?

Real men think about their daughters and future daughters before casting their votes today for VP Kamala Harris. This made me teary. 🥹

We’re looking at this wrong. She literally ate Trump. She’s saying eat the rich.

@KamalaHarris A++++ tweet

The Michigan “I Voted” sticker is interesting. Go vote today and get your own.

Watching Kamala on SNL and libbing out over the Iowa +3 poll while drinking my coffee with extra coconut milk