The Sky Is A Hologram. Blue Beam in progress.

Jordan Linden is due to be sentenced on the 5th of May. The Scottish election is on the 7th of May. How much would you be willing to bet that this sentencing will be deferred?

@macnahgalla And are as noncy

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@leesa_Eng50 @anthony57238371

@ClownWorld Is it a dude?🤣

Broad daylight and a pregnant prostitute with an ankle monitor is out working like this is completely normal

Religion summed up. . Christianity — lot of shite Islam — lot of shite Hinduism — lot of shite Buddhism — lot of shite Chinese Traditional Religions — lot of shite Sikhism — lot of shite Judaism — lot of shite Spiritism — lot of shite the rest - lot of shite

@hrkbenowen @charlie_lawson1 Rather have this

Abdicate, abdicate, abdicate

@NASA @NASAArtemis No you can't

"We can see the Moon out of the docking hatch right now. It's a beautiful sight." Flight day 3 is in the books, and our @NASAArtemis II crew is now closer to the Moon than to Earth. Check out highlights from our lunar mission. What’s been your favorite moment so far?

@GLNatashaxo With a bit of luck, he's a stiff one

Is King Charles Muslim?

@JacquiDeevoy1 No

Saturday poll: HAVE YOU EVER USED AN ‘UP THE NOSE’ PCR SWAB TEST? (Explain why you have or haven’t in comments.)

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@Monkeyjunk11 Football @leesa_Eng50 🤣🤣🤣👍❤️

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@real_shirelass I hope not

Is there any evidence at all that shows us King Sausage fingers is alive and kicking?

@JonStewartIL The upside down brolly on the front 👀😱

PHOTO BELOW: somehow, in 250-degree heat, wearing a bulky suit, with a chest-mounted camera that had no viewfinder, they captured perfectly framed, razor-sharp photos of the lunar rover. Just… amazing. 🙄🙄🙄🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #moonhoax #sibrel #Artemis

@BGatesIsaPyscho And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your ear You shout and no one seems to hear. And if the band you're in starts playing different tunes I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

Artemis Crew in ‘Space’ “I know the United States has done this between 1968 - 1972, but this is just unbelievable” Yeh it is.

@itismarkharris Is she fucking serious?????

Alright, two things here. 1. Bailey Shoemaker would beat me senseless on the golf course. 2. This is the most uncomfortable, unacceptable thing my eyes have ever seen.

@OneBadDude_ NO, it will harden but not the correct way without building sand.

Wait, I’m no expert, but does this actually work 🤯

@RangersRobert83 Great line up

This is from rangers news, it would be a decent Rangers line up, against dundee united tomorrow

@Scott_Pert You forgot: He offed Diana

I DESPISE King Charles anyway…. • The dirty scumbag was 29 when he groomed Diana at 16. • Threw her down the stairs when she was 4 months pregnant. • Constantly cheated on her with Camilla. • He’s inbred. • His treatment of Harry was VILE. • He welcomed a Terrorist to sacred British land. There is NOTHING admirable or Christian about him and the sooner he abdicates the better.