Sindel Fails

There needs to be an esports team for middle-aged moms who are admittedly trash but need to get aggression out so they don't murder their teenagers. #representation #entertainment #askmeaboutsponsorships

A squirrel and a sandhill crane are having a verbal altercation in my yard and it's riveting.

One of my students just asked "If a hotdog gets cold, is it a chili dog?" and I cannot rn...

Currently sitting in a Michelin- starred restaurant, eating cheese, listening to @tameimpala and The Notorious B.I.G. What is this life?!?!?!

All of my dogs love Cap'n Crunch and it's none of your business how I know that.

It's that time of year. You have been blessed with the Christmas dildo!!! #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays

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@ThrillaRilla369 Ummm, eat it?

You just worked a 16 hour shift and you come home to this What do you do?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyXAnniversary

@billiejoe Hey, time to wake up, my friend!

@marlsreverie Don't do it.

The voices telling me to get baby bangs again even tho I have stated multiple times I hate the baby bangs/no eyebrows combo

One of my 7th graders just discovered ASCII art. He was born in 2012. I'm old.

@SindelFails BUT NOT AS FABORITE AS MY MOM BC MY MAMA IS MY BEST FRIEND

I love my friends they’re my favorite people

@marlsreverie Kick them.

Sitting in my moms room is always weird they think I’m like an invasive parasite

@TheExperienceD Nope. Just avocado oil.

Ugh. My husband just cracked eggs into a cold pan. Have I taught him nothing?!?!!

@AdenOrdinii Apparently.

@SindelFails well...did you?

I don't know which one of you got me the dumpster fire, but I love you!

Some people were asking so I'm sharing my Year 5 wishlist. Please consider sharing; sucks having to buy my own supplies every year. #TeacherLife #helpagirlout #noreallyshitisexpensive amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…