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My niece’s graduation pics are out 🥹❤️ flanked by her mum, small mum and big sister this be my favourite pic

Zanu really fucked us. Was thinking of how close knitted we were raised as a family. Uncles, Cousins, brothers, nieces, nephews. All of us stayed at least 3kms from each other. Now? All our kids 1-9yrs old. Have never met, because we live in different countries.

These are NOT people of God. You cannot convince me otherwise.

This is my firstish rodeo with an iPhone, why is it trying to force me to get apple storage??? It’s kicking me out of my apps and saying low storage but won’t delete images or videos???????

Ah man just seeing the news about Chuck Norris. I grew up on Walker Texas Ranger what a legend

RIP Chuck Norris (1940-2026)

@USMC @usairforce That is absolutely HILARIOUS. The ACTUAL U.S Marines actually made up that joke go in honor of Chuck Norris. He was a great man and everyone loved him. I grew up with Walker Texas Ranger as a kid so many awesome memories. If anyone deserves that award, it's him.

wdym there's a day set aside for men to rape women??!?!

@Leighincognito @ceraliza 😕 that’s a lot hatery

@ceraliza I hate when they say comment OUTFIT for the link just so it raises their interactions, therefore pay. Most all have a LiketoKnowit page so I go find it there and save it so hey don’t get paid for that sale either

i sometimes think about this tiktok where the girl said “if an influencer gatekeeps her clothes i will comment ‘it‘s shein’ under her post to force her to correct me” and it’s still genius

Thank you God. Yhu.

Been thinking about how sometimes the high expectations people have on you can start to feel like a burden. I really appreciate my inner circle of people who just expect me to show up as me. Like, not a version of me but just me. No pressure

Having parents who don’t live in the UK eh you really miss out on the benefit of having people willing and with the time to look after your kids even just on weekends so you can have frequent decompression moments

Since having our 2 kids over 7 years ago last year was the first time that I was away from both of them overnight. And it happened on 5 occasions. A trip with my sister, Usher in Berlin, the first trip with just my husband post babies to NYC then to SA and for my cousin’s wedding

I saw a post that said: ‘One thing about God, He lets the scene play out. He allows them to mock, lie, and gossip. Then He blesses you in a way that makes them choke on their own words. “Vengeance is mine; I will repay, says the Lord” (Romans 12:19).’ Be still, and let God fight your battles.

Me: Dad I want to make my hair Him : Go and make it now Me: Money Him: How much? Me 3500 ( in my head; attachment x2=800, stylist=1000, transport and miscellaneous =1000. Pocket the rest) Him: Ha! Isn’t it better if you barb it? My barber takes 100, it is when I want to dash him money that I pay 200 Me: OK goes back to my room 30 minutes later Him: Aren’t you making your hair again? Me: But you said I should go and cut it now Him: you better do quick. I will not wait for you o. I’m going to town now. Me : Rushed to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready He drops me at the saloon Him: Call me him when you’re done and gives me 3500 2hrs later he calls, are you done? I’m going home o Me: We’re not even half done. I’ll just meet you at home Him: aren’t you hungry Me: I am very hungry, but I’ll just buy mineral and biscuits. Him: OK don’t stay out too late. Me: OK sir A few moments later he calls again to ask how many of us were in the saloon? My dad brought food for all 3 of us. The woman making my hair asked if he was my boyfriend and I said my Dad, the other lady said maybe she is his only child. This man has 9 of us and he is like that with every single one He went ahead to wait 2 extra hours just to take me home, so I don’t have to go home by myself at night. Also the first to compliment my hair even though he complained about it being too much and too long. That man has loved me my entire life, being actively present and I would give him the entire universe if I could.

Our Mothering Sunday queue this past weekend 🥹

This past weekend we opened the doors of our new restaurant in Brockley, to our regular customers from our journey so far. The support we have experienced has been so humbling, I can’t even find the words. Every call starts with “congratulations guys, so proud of you” 🥹🥹🥹

Today my mom opened the doors of her private maternity hospital in Zimbabwe. 20 yrs talking about&planning it.So proud.God is good#Twimbos

@ronkelawal @MKKidsInteriors Well done! Facts are facts though sis. No lies detected!

According to #limitlesswithoutborders I'm a woman making a global impact. ☝🏿🤌🏿📍 It really was a lovely surprise to be included in this list of 25 amazing women limitlesswithoutborders.com/global-women-m…

Why would you take a 90 minute uber ANYWHERE?

There is something very specifically special about your siblings being proud of you

Wow. God takes it really seriously that I have re-embraced my Bible study name - Testimony Girl coz????? Nah God is too big and HE IS THERE