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my mother was complaining about how a documentary my father is watching is boring and he just went “well im SORRY that nobody’s been RAPED and KILLED for your liking”

Sources: FIFA wanted level 4 motorcade escort for its president while in Vancouver (ability to go through traffic lights). That’s 1 level below the pope - but on par with 🇺🇸 president - and higher than 🇨🇦 PM. The request was denied. #bcpoli @GlobalBC @CUrquhartGlobal

Hizi bbl apana, tuko kwa duvet lakini haga ni baridi kuliko simiti.

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard & a German are sitting in a room when a man enters & asks, "Can you see me?" They respond; "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja."

Set a personal record this morning. Most days lived in a row.

A Kenyan female bball player joined the WNBA , a kenyan player joined the NFL , a Kenyan broke a marathon record ,Omanyala did a sub 10s under a week ,mashemeji derby happened . I think we're all allowed to talk about whichever sport . And don't demean local football like that .

I haven't even saved her numbers yet 😭😭women are actually insane man

Oblivion, the Black Hole roller coaster in Italy, has an almost vertical drop and is a favorite for thrill-seekers.

Dying here

🔴⚪️ River Plate have reached 105 consecutive sold-out matches, with more than 85.000 fans in attendance at the Mâs Monumental. This was the team’s reception at the latest Superclásico against Boca Juniors. ⤵️🎥

Cynthia Erivo ran the 2026 London Marathon in 3 hours, 21 minutes and 40 seconds.

Insane levels of running never seen before in London!! The men's marathon results: Sabastian Sawe 🇰🇪 1:59:30 (World Record) Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 1:59:41 (2nd fastest alltime) Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 2:00:28 (3rd alltime) Amos Kipruto 🇰🇪 2:01:39 (6th alltime) Tamirat Tola 🇪🇹 2:02:59 Deresa Geleta 🇪🇹 2:03:23 Addisu Gobena 🇪🇹 2:05:23 Geoffrey Kamworor 🇰🇪 2:05:38 Peter Lynch 🇮🇪 2:06:08 (National Record) Mahamed Mahamed 🇬🇧 2:06:14

WHAT HAVE WE JUST WITNESSED? 🤯 Sabastian Sawe has just become the first person in history to run a sub two-hour marathon in race conditions. Yomif Kejelcha was also under two hours for second!

Watch Sabastian Sawe 🇰🇪 run 1:59:30 to destroy the Marathon World Record in London!!🤯🔥 First man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon. 2. Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 1:59:41 3. Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 2:00:28 All under the previous World Record.

🚨Sub 2 WORLD RECORD!!! 🚨 What have we just witnessed! Sabastian Sawe 🇰🇪 is the 2026 London Marathon Champion absolutely destroying Kelvin Kiptum's World Record of and running 🥈Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 also breaks 2 hours on his debut with 🥉Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 comes in under Kiptum's world record in A magical day on the streets of London!

April 26, 2026. Sabastian Sawe does it. The first man to break 2 hours in a record-eligible marathon. 1:59:30 to win the most incredible London Marathon in history. Yomif Kejelcha runs 1:59:41 IN HIS DEBUT and finishes 2nd! letsrun.com/forum/flat_rea…

Reminder that Sabastian Sawe's sponsor adidas spent $50,000 for him to be drug-tested out of competition as much as possible in 2025 and are doing the same thing in 2026. Today in London, he became the first man to break 2:00 in an official marathon. letsrun.com/news/2026/04/h…

If you ever accidentally create a file named "~" in a local directory, PLEASE, do yourself a favor and delete it through a gui file manager. DO NOT try to be a hero. Don't ask me how I arrived to this conclusion

Beyond masking inequality uniforms also protect students when they’re out in public. I’m also tired of having this discussion every five years.