Vic Phillips

#BBCCricket Pretty sure if we promoted Jimmy to bat at 5 and told Broad he was no. 11 we'd get a guaranteed 250 in about 50 balls from him.

@bbctms Gonna get me fired from the bowlers union but no ball free hits in all formats. Bowler gets an extra pop for it and maybe gets a wicket, it's fair delivery and all but... That said, I've a decent percentage of my village wickets after a no ball so I might regret saying this 😂

Let us know ⬇️ #BBCCricket

THIS old chestnut ...

Me, writing up stats for RPG creatures.

This is a lovely little heal stomper of a tune, noice - open.spotify.com/track/3xtiXNDb…

It's toasty enough right now that the little lumbar support cushion thing on my chair might be welded to the small of my back by now.

@Nika_Howard My head cannon is that close by is a fridge for regular stuffs, this is a dedicated cheese fridge...that needs a lock it woud seem.

#BBCCricket Lots of worry about over aggression yesterday but one thing we know is that BM will always go for a win if it's there. Only chance of that means getting the runs knocked of as quickly as possible to keep time in the game. Way more fun than glorified batting practice.

Good job I checked the live text before tweeting about Lees getting a score eh? Still think we should maybe give him more than 3 innings before deciding if he's able to go up a gear or not. #BBCCricket

@Nika_Howard @TimLanning This is heckin' cute!

#bbccricket Wondering if Malan had half an eye on getting a rugby tackle there while going for the run? Just enough to cost him a few feet.

#bbccricket I like that Hameed bats with a Grey Nics. Grew up watching Atherton and then that golden Strauss, Cook period. There's something I trust about seeing that logo at the top of the order. Anyone else formed those kinds of connections?

#bbccricket Has Chris L had an afternoon of finding wasps have landed in their cider or has Virat sorted a suedonym to do some tweeting during the drinks break?

Can we go one better?...Glancing queen, our openers average 17, oh nooooo. #bbcccricket

Apron selfie....hi! x

Finally had a few tomatoes ripen up!!! 😁😁😁

We live in a world where the rich prosper and the poor suffer.

Time to get sanding.

Have you noticed the people who don’t want to help refugees because we “have our own poor” also don’t want to help our own poor?

I got away from all the oak in my stockpile for a bit this week and made a few walnut spoons.