Single Scalpel

When they said "You'll learn more your first year in practice than any other year of medicine," I didn't expect #COVID19 😳

@KidsDrDave All is well! #BabyScalpel is almost a year and life is crazy, so I haven’t been around here much! How are you?

@SingleScalpel Hello! Hope you're well.

New mantra: A good call day is a call day with a good attitude…not one when I don’t have to do any work 😂

@arghavan_salles I’m so sorry 💔

Also it sounds better in my head. Out here it just sounds sanctimonious 😂

@GoodishIntent Will do!

@GoodishIntent Thanks 💗 I needed it!

@AshleyGWinter Peak surgeon parenting moment 😂

@SingleScalpel Amazing

Baby just spit up. Asked my husband for a raytec 🤣

Last day of summer: haven’t thought about hot tea in months First day of fall: drinks four cups*

Riding the post-call caffeine and sugar dragon

“Pro-Life”…

@NanouTheNomad @DeBlickMD Lateral view can help with differentiating coin and battery, but US nickel has a rim, and still looks solid

Boy - 6 y Transfer from other hospital for removal of “coin ingestion” with unknown time of onset. Why do I get nervous? #MedTwitter

Parenting status update: plant babies dying one by one 🥀 human baby thriving 👶🏽 #Priorities #BabyScalpel

@ClinicalPearl @ShawnteJamesMD @EHahnMD 😬

@Uro_Jeff I need hourly updates!!!

This is why pediatric hospitals are just better. Agree with the bracket so far? My moneys on WALL-E 🤖 @seattlechildren @CaseySeidemanMD @scotter @DrScottHadland @TripleThreat_MD @WFKARS @CHLAUrology @ThakerMD @rdefilippomd

@ShawnteJamesMD @EHahnMD I’ve never even heard of Treasure Planet 😳

@EHahnMD Exactllllly

Got the (logistically) worst of all consults on my third and last day of weekend call: patient was NPO for CT, has an abscess, but was allowed to eat immediately after CT. Now it’s a Monday add on…when I’m supposed to be off for the day!

@Caulimovirus So sorry 💔

@Gabby_Brauner27 😍

Do I look like a bride?? Back of my hair will be a surprise 😊. Makeup trial is another day so I have no makeup on 🙈

By not teaching kids about racism, they can assume White people have more because they are more. Banning books on POC reinforces this assumption as it leads to kids seeing more White people in the curriculum. This isn’t protecting White kids. This is protecting racist education.