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@rukky_nate You see that 3 n 5

Top 10 gayẽst thing you can do as a man: 1. Drinking beer with a straw 2. Driving with both hands on the steering 3. Pouting while taking a selfie 4. Eating a banana with both hands 5. Doing a birthday countdown, and then doing a birthday shoot 6. Sitting on the toilet to take a piss 7. Sending emojis as good morning texts 8. Sharing an umbrella with another guy 9. Gagging on your toothbrush while brushing. 10. Wearing pink or yellow jean trousers Add yours to the list 👇

This is Dr. KC Izuogo from Dept of Mass Communication at Abia State University. He is very corrupt and wicked to students. He teachers “Introduction to Advertising “. Students must buy his handout for N5,000 and also sort the course with N20,000. If you don’t do it, you must fail the course. Government should investigate him thoroughly now. All evil lectures destroying our education system will be exposed and jailed. They are the major causes of low quality graduates in our society today.

@Morris_Monye Haa, if no be rain, where person go see water baff

I hate rain so much. Dampens the entire tone of the day.

@jon_d_doe No woman wants a man no woman wants

And you know the weird part? If your woman notices that you're not the type of man that easily attract other women, she'll not find the relationship interesting. Women love competition, but they want to be seen as the winners. Not the losers. If only you understand me. End.

@Owiggy_ Remind me again who hates women more than women

How bitter can someone be to say something so demeaning as this about another person’s wedding 💔😖 A wedding that completely doesn’t have anything to do with you or your family💔

You might be a citizen OF Nigeria, but you cannot be a citizen IN Nigeria..🇳🇬🤔

@Owiggy_ Poor girls from poor home<<<<<

@Owiggy_ If no be burial and politicians cloth, how her papa go take get clothes

“A man must be earning millions for us to get married” Person wey her papa dey wear Adieu Mama go hunters meeting

@jon_d_doe CID in chief

Those days when my wife went to spend days at her sister's place, she would tell me that she would be returning in the afternoon. But by 6.30 am, she would have already arrived. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.

@luleiha14187 @guzu_p I'm a African studies student and professional, you are lying

@guzu_p Look in many African societies before colonization that was the norm. It was normal for a woman to keep her father name after marriage because it was believed you are still part of your family even point of marriage. So it really depends on culture! It's African culture

• You have to be financially stable and have a reputable job in order for a family to accept that you marry their daughter • They'll demand you spend millions on her bride price and marriage lists before you can officially have her as a wife • You must provide her a roof to sleep under, feed her, clothes her and protect her • You have no business losing your job or going broke. The day you do is the day you have to tolerate disrespect until you're back on your feet • You'll forever be financially responsible for her and part time for her family After all these sacrifices, you'll allow a woman to bear her father's surname? You're a foolish man!

@PenTitan Na one leg this table gets oo

Having a woman in your life brings blessings But having multiple women brings curses Sharp😂😂😂

@Owiggy_ Who tell you say women like women? Abi you think say woman dey tell woman truth?

Your friend is sleeping with a married man for money, instead of you to talk sense into her head you are busy saying “let everyone do what works for them.” You’re not her friend, obviously or you are also doing it. If i am doing something bad and you can’t call me to order, you no be my friend.

@Owiggy_ Just call feminists

The hatred on this app is so real bro. You didn’t even do anything but random person who knows nothing about you apart from your social media presence will be hating and praying for your fall.💔

@Owiggy_ Let me paint a pic. Dem no believe say POS girl fit buy iPhone 17, but dem believe say their mama train 5 of them for university from the akara wey she d fry

Your papa dye when your mama na 36yo and you believe say your mama never knack anybody since then😒

@PenTitan What a woman wants, and what she says she wants are two different things

Women will list all the noble qualities they like in a man, and go ahead to date a rich guy without any of them.

@PenTitan I predict Asernal to win, 2:1 in the final

Tears in my eyes😭😭😭😭😭 First time in 2 decades😭😭😭 Arsenal goes to the Champions League Final🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Owiggy_ Cool as an egg

Here we go again 🚀🚀🚀🚀

@the_beardedsina Take October play first

Looks like the smartest, most intelligent, highly cerebral, super IQ, brilliant people are born in May. I've been observing the trend and it seems May Borns are Rare gems.

@Wizarab10 "Na you later marry this babe?"

I don laugh comot for chair. These people need to allow me focus on this match na 😂😂😂 Friends A, B, C, D sat down for dinner, and were gisting. A bright out his phone to brag about the babe he likes. The friends looked at the picture and passed the phone around with their compliments. The phome got to D and he said "you sabi this babe?" And he mentioned her name. Everywhere quiet 😭😭 They started asking him how he knows the babe but he dismissed their question. But knowing him, there was only one way he can know a babe. On the way home, A was just very uncomfortable. He said D's penis is too big and if he has knacked that babe, that means the babe has been fake moaning for him 😭😭

@Owiggy_ Dem think say you be Anambra man

The lady i am going to pay her bride price is definitely going to take my surname. All of you will be alright with your woke ideology.