Me And Freddie 🐶📚☮️🧠🌶️🇪🇺

@DrHLecter There are some awful men who mistreat women, always have been. Society discriminates against women all the time. So having other men acknowledge the rubbish women put up with is very welcome!

Q. for female followers. Every day on here I read awful stories about how some men behave towards women on here & IRL that makes me ashamed to be a bloke. Has it always been like this & social media has magnified it, or has social media created that platform?

@bemusedwithlife I would

@DorothyStangle @Dr_BellaR I would do the same if my dad needed me

@Dr_BellaR Prayers for his recovery. However, it is of great concern that Harry is flying from California to be with his father at this time.

@curlyhairedbint That’s good! You never quite know with some people 🤣

When weight loss and fitness professionals want to connect on social media, are they thinking to themselves ‘there’s a chunky, unfit middle aged bird waiting to be rehabilitated??’ or do they just think that I look like a fun person?

@LDoors4131 Well I’ll take that! Thank you.

@alicelydiajoy One of the most brilliant vicars I know spent a large part of her career in chaplaincy

@SiobhanElliot Ooh lovely. Glad you got rid of it though. Revenge? For all that sexiness?

I’m so bleak because I bought wrong Cheetos. I wanted the ones that are like Niknaks. My life is, like, ruined 🤣

@DrHLecter That’s the one!

@MattBowdler @joeheenan 🤣

I'm watching Aliens & the last 50 minutes or so is just relentless action cinema. I wish James Cameron had made more films like this instead of titting about with that Avatar shite.

@FairUseLBR Eek, not good :(. I’m glad they work for some people. Mine always felt weird and ‘other’ to me, as though they’d been slapped on like two scoops of ice cream. I also have those thick scars. When my implants were removed I never had them replaced.

I really wish drs would stop commenting on how my reconstructed breasts "look perky." I'm sure it's meant well, but I hate the thick scars and would rather be saggy than have a daily reminder of how #cancer royally effed them up. #breastcancer

@DrHLecter Thanks for asking. My posterior has been relieved of its nasty painful cyst, and I have a sexy scar on my left buttock. That image will be burned on your retinas forever more, for which I seek pardon. Consider it revenge for the photos of your legs in a hospital gown.

@SiobhanElliot Oh dear. How did your op go?

@LauraPAuthor With the holey cheese and the Milka. God speed.

@SiobhanElliot We’ve gone. We live in Switzerland now.

Went to the GP surgery. Kids played a game in the empty waiting room where one had to find the other with closed eyes. Next thing I knew, the 7yo was groping the doctor who’d appeared to talk to us, thinking he was her brother. So now we have to move.

@BexBookaholic Yasssss queen ✨✨✨

Note to the wise: the world is a much lovelier place to live when you realise that other people's successes do not dim your own light. Celebrate the victories of others and one day they will be celebrating yours.

@tonybrewster1 Ah, makes sense. Our guy is from Hungary and has a similar look.

@tonybrewster1 She’s beautiful! Where did they come from?

@DrHLecter Truth is they drink very little, and periodically they declutter and give us their unwanted bottles of booze 🤣

@SiobhanElliot Regift it to them next Xmas.

My parents have gifted us some Baileys - best before date 2010 🤣🤣🤣

@Trooper10647910 @paulajane711 Accidentally full of ancient gross stuff 🤣