Sir Bob

@notoriousgreen1 @lorraine I’m not who you think I am…

@lorraine 40 years ago with my first ever pocket money I brought this record. From that moment on I wanted to work for charity… thank you @sirbob I have the best job.

Blimey, that lino has a bit of the Indiana Jones villain about him #nffc

For those keeping score, no hornets attacked me during the second goal #nffc

Today’s ref proves they are not corrupt. If there was a conspiracy then any ref would need to be able to respond to things that happen #nffc

A massive hornet just flew out of the firewood and straight at me, just as Wood scored. #nffc Sensory overload ensued. Thought and prayers please people.

And we’ve only got the Swedish commentators again, no Finns, and these guys can’t stand football so when they think it’s a red you can be sure that’s a disinterested opinion

The commentators here thought it was a straight red too #nffc

He jumped on his ankle FFS #nffc

But there’s that one result… #nffc

The only match report you need, summed up beautifully

It’s a truism but the kind of person that wants to be a professional referee is exactly the kind of person that shouldn’t be #nffc

I can only conclude that the season is over and relegation is now a certainty #nffc

Harsh :)

Don’t worry, on Tuesday the pompously named @FA_PGMOL will admit there was a mistake. So that’s alright then. #nffc

Stunned. Just…what’s the point? #VAR #nffc

Penalties don’t get much more stonewall than that, come on… #nffc

If that was a penalty, it was clearly clumsiness rather than deliberate so why the yellow too? #nffc

Two simple rules I want 1. When a penalty is awarded any player from the defending team, apart from the keeper, still in the box after 30 seconds gets a yellow card. 2. A player gets a red card. For every 30 seconds they have not left the pitch a team mate will also get a red

@viaplay @Viaplay_FI for the love of god please fix the buffering problems on the LG TV app

It’s time for a “reverse-Everton”! #nffc