Giovanni Di Matteo, P.E.

If Gutey drafts Tacario Davis because he's a Kevin King build, I will include him in my suicide note

Kendall Hinton is closer to Aaron Rodgers than Ty Simpson is to Kendall Hinton #tysimpsonbustingonme

@whiskeydickdan @JBsBell69 @SellersBicep Vikings fan born and raised in Somalia nigga

@SirBobbysSpirit @JBsBell69 @SellersBicep Where are you from and what team do u support?

BICEP SPACES TOMORROW. 6PM.

@JBsBell69 @SellersBicep @whiskeydickdan Please not @whiskeydickdan He only started watching football bc of Tailor Swift and is a Chiefs fan

@SellersBicep Me and @whiskeydickdan will be representing the B1G once agin

This is honestly one of the better first rounds we have seen from Gutekunst #KevinKingOverTJWatt

Just got asked to round up 71 cents to prevent child abuse. Will not self report #nottodayjew

I have yelled N1993R in halal cart line and Beaver Stadium student section #Unfazed #TheSpreadsheet

@whiskeydickdan You're welcome for fixing the horny part Dan

Tired hungry horny how could this day start any worse

Pitt fans when the PA announcer tells them to get on their feet

@whiskeydickdan Heard you were skipping 5 and 8 Dan. What happened?

DQ’s Day in Order: 1. Wake Up 2. Eat box 3. Go to class 4. Acquire meatball Monday 5. Acquire Bapple 6. Go to class 7. Eat second meatball sub 8. Drink bapple 9. Celebrate 4/20 10. Watch pens lose 11. Go to bed

Shoutout Jackie Robinson for paving the way for Jazz Chisholm to be the first openly gay player in MLB history #phag

Fuck mlb the show

@whiskeydickdan He also recommends taking a drive after 12 more drinks

Skipping class to drink because O’Neil Cruz told me to

Charlie Kirk would still be alive if Dalot was the shooter

Please bless me for this response @netanyahu

They(Israel) tried to silence me. I am back. Can't say the same for the big Yahu #ripbigyahu

Sippin on that Epstein Island tea

Tatis is on the Profar offseason training regimen and those bums still can't touch us

Aaron Judge with runners on in any close game

Strip Aaron Judge of the Captain America title. Only thing he's leading is a meltdown