Chidera

Hawking my business hereunder. Jesus said: If you love me, you'll keep my commandments. Well, I'm not your lord. But if you love me, contact me for quotations and your order.

@FabrizioRomano Akụkọ

🚨 Álvaro Arbeloa: “Why do I look very calm? We are Real Madrid”.

@boy_director You say?

Final score

Your opponent's performance determines to a great extent how well you play. Chess obliteration.

@NoodleHairCR7 New meme alert

ARDA GULER IS SENDING NEUER TO RETIREMENT 😂

@Ajayfizzy Akụkọ

This the best mug ever 💯

@FCBarcelona Yes Trust them to suck at winning UCL games

Trust this team.

@Wizarab10 In other words, there's no reward for ploughing another man's field

No problem Quicquid plantatur solo, solo cedit

@Deseiye_ The law of large numbers

I was rejected… in under 2 minutes. I hadn’t even finished explaining myself. He glanced at my CV, shook his head, and said, “We’re looking for someone with more experience.” That was it. I smiled, said “thank you,” and walked out like it didn’t bother me. But the moment I stepped outside, I just stood there. No anger. No tears. Just… empty. I almost went straight home. But something in me said, “Don’t end your day like this.” So instead, I walked into the next building. No appointment. No connection. No plan. Just walked in and asked if they were hiring. The receptionist looked confused… then called someone. 15 minutes later, I was sitting in front of a manager. We talked. Not perfectly. Not confidently. Just honestly. Three days later, I got the offer. The same day I got rejected… Was the same day something else quietly opened? That’s when I learned: Rejection doesn’t mean “no.” Sometimes it just means, “not here.” So if something didn’t work out today— Don’t go home yet. Try one more door.

@ClintonArinze01 Bait

I knw Onitsha I knw Onitsha, Oya where be this ?

@RoRoFli You're crazy 🤣

Him: I'm here to ask for your daughter's hand Her dad: Why? Him: because I'm tired of using mine

@Inferno28life @WolfofX Sometimes graphic does it

@WolfofX Dayum goin that far to prove a point 😫😫

"Son go stand in that pothole." "Sure thing dad."

@TiffanyFong Again and again

LOTR > GOT

@akinfermo @Joe_brendan_ Sinophobia, is that you?

America: High output, very efficient China: High output, less efficient

I have worked with Americans. They are bloody I almost suspected if they were on something. I laugh at Nigerians who think they work hard. Work with Americans you will question your strength. They are not working from a place of struggling to pay bills, they are working from a place of passion. they are trying to impress themselves. Its not a mistake that they are leading the AI race with updates from Anthropic & OpenAI dropping every week. No other country can do that apart from China Americans are on steroids when it comes to work rate. See their Youtubers too

GOD🥺 I need a big winnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There’s nobody in history of football with a better movement than Cristiano Ronaldo, it doesn’t show in stats, but that’s exactly why people underrate it. Because movement doesn’t get counted. There’s no stat for dragging two centre-backs out of position, no stat for creating space for others, no stat for arriving at the perfect second. But if you actually watch the game, you see it everywhere. Ronaldo’s movement is what creates the stat. At Real Madrid, so many goals weren’t about brilliance on the ball, they were about him already winning the battle before he even touched it. The defender is half a step late, the space is already gone, the cross already has a target. He turns chaos into inevitability. Look at how he pins defenders He’ll stand still… lull you into thinking nothing’s happening Then explode across your blindside And by the time you react, he’s already in the air That’s not physicality alone, that’s IQ.. Even players known for movement like Thomas Müller (the Raumdeuter) or Inzaghi lived off space but Ronaldo didn’t just find space, he manufactured it with fear. Defenders were so aware of him that they created gaps just trying to track him. And that’s the key difference. With someone like Lionel Messi, the magic is on the ball he attracts defenders to him. With Ronaldo, the magic is off the ball, he manipulates defenders away from where they should be. His movement is pure obsession with detail. He studies defenders, he manipulates space, and most importantly, he moves with intent every single time. Watch him at his peak at Real Madrid, he wasn’t just running into the box, he was arriving at the exact second the ball gets there. That’s why he scores those “simple” tap-ins people underrate. They’re not luck, they’re repetition and intelligence. He does three things better than anyone Blindside runs: He disappears from a defender’s line of sight, then explodes into space. By the time you react, it’s over. Timing: Not early, not late perfect. Especially on crosses, he meets the ball at its highest probability point. Explosiveness over short distances: That first 2–3 steps? That’s where he kills defenders. That’s why he aged the way he did. When the dribbling reduced, the movement remained and movement is the last thing to go when it’s built on intelligence. So yeah, it won’t show in stats… but if you understand football, you know that movement is why the stats are ridiculous in the first place. Cristiano Dos Santos Aviero Ronaldo.

RONALDOOO, are u free for a UCL game tomorrow vs Bayer? 🥺

@karmakhiz01 You get 😂

When oyinbo people invented this sentence, "Are you okay?", It was a caring sentence till it got to naija and it became a sentence for f!ght.

@MrMekzy_ Literally

Okpu amu m. The nurse that circumcised me deserves an award. Omo if you see carving.😍

@rukky_nate Death

You’re God for 24hrs. Your only goal is to eliminate one disease from the world. Which disease are you eliminating?

@trigottista Time reveals all

I was really naive as a child in Nigeria sha Na this Army I be dey vex say my parents no let me join 😭😭😭