J.D.

43 posts

J.D.

J.D.

@SirJeroldD

Top middle aged athlete, Entertainer, International ladies man

New York Katılım Aralık 2025
35 Takip Edilen0 Takipçiler
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
If you stick your ass out of the covers to rip a fart protecting your wife from a Dutch oven, you are a true gentleman.
English
0
0
0
16
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
As I child I dreamed of becoming a world famous xylophonist and fucking groupies on all 7 continents. But life got in the way.
English
0
0
0
8
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Ever want to physically assault someone simply because they were eating something crunchy right next to you?
English
0
0
0
7
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Do thrift stores sell women's lingerie?
English
0
0
0
7
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Anyone know where I can buy women’s jeans that have the ass in the front and the back? My sister wants a new pair for her birthday.
English
0
0
0
6
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Getting a blow job from your wife on Mother’s Day is Jedi level pimp shit.
English
0
0
0
26
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
I've never met a young girl named Peggy. It's like they just spawn here on earth at the age of 55.
English
0
0
0
2
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
I wonder if "morning wood" is called something different in Europe?
English
0
0
0
10
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
All the chicks I dated in high school were defensive linemen on the powder puff team. #BBW
English
0
0
0
60
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
I wonder if the pope has ever farted and blamed it on one of the dudes in the red hats?
English
0
0
0
6
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Girls who speak with a lisp always fuck on the first date. #fact
English
0
0
0
4
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Anyone else remember seeing those scumbags who had the longest fingernails in the world inside the pages of the Guinness Book of World records back in the day?
English
0
0
0
5
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Anyone else have a dream that something crazy is going on in front of you but for some reason you can figure out how to your camera to work? Or am I the only asshole
English
0
0
0
5
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
I had a dream last night that @britneyspears and I were throwing boomerangs at midgets. Could someone please analyze this.
English
0
0
0
7
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Wonder how many hot chicks Jerry Garcia banged? #ThinkingOutLoud
English
0
0
0
13
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Im thinking about hosting a butch lesbian arm wrestling tournament in my back yard this summer.
English
0
0
0
19
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
Sometimes it's just more enjoyable to eat a well made peanut and jelly sandwich rather than fucking your wife of 30 years.
English
0
0
0
16
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
@TMZ He needs to meet up with that dude from Toy Story 2 who painted over Andy’s name on his boot to get that touched up.
J.D. tweet media
English
0
0
1
12
TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
😭 Woody sports a bald spot in Pixar's newest "Toy Story 5" trailer. Watch here: tmz.me/1Ztn53M
TMZ tweet media
English
37
33
251
44.5K
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
If for some reason you don’t like Dolly Parton it’s safe to say you’re an asshole.
English
0
0
0
16
J.D.
J.D.@SirJeroldD·
@elonmusk You got that $20 you owe me?
English
0
0
0
5