Sir Trevor McDonald

What's @SirTrev doing staring down @realDonaldTrump during his swearing in ceremony??

If Dion Dublin can join Homes Under The Hammer, then surely I can light a fire under Top Gear now and give it some classic Trev panache?

How did I get so good at interviewing? Scientists have proven that I have a face that is impossible to lie to

Delighted to be revisiting a few old haunts tonight. It's Trevvy Mac y'all, original corner boy

@TEEDinosaurs SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK YOU MUFFIN FACTORY

Took a nap at 2pm and only just woke up. Just found out it's a boy and I've gone and won £268! Now here's to hoping he's a Gavin! #RoyalBaby

And that's right, the bus! Tasty T was a pauper once too, y'know?

Someone on this bus has an issue keeping their urine in their bladder. Oh Father Time, please don't take my control away from me.

@yokoono You're a piece.

Really getting into slap bass at the minute - Level 42's Mark King has got the groove, he is a king! #fastandloose

Got my Grand National bets on, gone for Becauseicouldntsee, which will also be my excuse tomorrow morning for my antics if he wins

Sorry I've been away folks, I gave up the Internet for lent. But I'm back now, for all my fans and admirers.

Only one remedy. 8 hours in the trophy room watching old editions of newsround. He truly is a little rascal at times.

Same dream for a week now. Chased across London by a vicious 30foot tall @lizo_mzimba as he leaves broadcasters strewn across the pavements

I wanted to have Straight Outta Compton as the end credits but the powers that be refused #Insidedeathrow

Interesting fact : This gentleman has a tattoo of a Puffin on his lower abdomen

Don't know why everyone's complaining about the snow, I just made it to Bargain Booze and back on my C90 with only a grazed knee.

@Jackw25 Because they want to be as funny as people who take photos of themselves in mirrors in 2013

So many new hot followers when I have a new show on, I feel like a more promiscuous Harry Styles

It has given me an idea for a panel show though, several minor celebrities are put on death row and the public decide who lives