Sir_Aaron

The Queen says it's an abandoned Riolu and we should care for it. Fuck.

Just kicked Riolu.

Gonna to masterbate.

Heard the door creak and said "Your welcome to join me Rin"... instead, that Riolu walked in saying it's stupid name. Damn it all.

Said "Get out of here you stupid blue dog... can't you see I'm trying to masterbate?!" and threw it out into the hallway. That'll show it.

Now it can't stop saying "master..." I knew I shouldn't have said "masterbate..." What have I created?!?!

I hit Riolu with my staff as I screamed "I'm not your master!!!"....now for some reason it's... glowing

Riolu just evolved into a... bigger looking blue dog. Oh boy, I don't like where this is going.

*Maniacal laugh* #DragonKazooie (DragonKazooie live > http://ustre.am/CBx)

It just hugged me and couldn't stop saying "Master!". Damn it all. I need a smoke.

Queen Rin says it's a "Lucario" but I can care less. I just want her pussy.

@RocketMafia Psst. Hey you. I have this rare blue dog Pokemon. You can steal it anytime you want!

@therealmew If we ever meet again in a life and death situation, don't pussy out. Kthx.

@Treecko Looks who's talking, ass head.

@omg_pichu Huh? What the fuck? Fuck off you rodent!

@Treecko Bring it on, bitch! *Shoots Aura ball from penis*

@Queen_Rin I'm sorry, baby. This green thing said he planned to rape you and I was just doing my part as a knight...! *zips up pants*

@omg_pichu What?! You're still here?! *kicks you across the room* That'll teach ya!

Queen Rin is kissing Pichu... totally not jealous...

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