Neutrophil @ the lab

"My life is a mess, but my stove is not"

First look at the popcorn bucket

@RpsAgainstTrump A felony can get elected so I guess anything's possible

Donald Trump blasts Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico: “He’s a vegan. A vegan in Texas. You can’t get elected as a vegan in Texas.”

@RepNancyMace Not Isreal, right?

America FIRST. Not Somalia. Not India. Not China. Not anywhere else.

AMERICA COULD HAVE HAD STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS BUT INSTEAD THEY HAVE INSURRECTIONIST FORGIVENESS

Reporter: What's your message to American families who are scared by the rise of AI? They're worried that their kids are not going to be able to have jobs someday? Trump: AI is amazing. Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.

@NASA @NASAMoonBase

We're building a Moon Base! @NASAMoonBase will serve as a habitat where astronauts live and work during long-term science missions. Join us at 2pm ET on Tuesday, May 26, for a live news event where we’ll share updates on our lunar exploration plans: go.nasa.gov/4uinkLi

Barnes & Noble CEO says he has ‘no problem’ selling AI-generated books 📕 “So as long as an AI-written book says it’s AI-written … and isn’t ripping off somebody else … and the customer wants to buy it, then we will stock them” (via TODAY)

Nothing to see here.

@BeanbonVG @Spideraxe30

@Spideraxe30 She’s supposed to be DEAD!

Wait a minute

🚨do you understand what just happened.. Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion over leaked tax returns.. then settled with his own DOJ.. and the settlement created a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded fund to compensate his political allies the president filed the lawsuit.. the president's DOJ settled it.. the president's allies collect the money.. and you're paying for it the fund covers Jan 6th defendants.. Mar-a-Lago raid claims.. the Russia investigation.. anyone who says they were a victim of "lawfare" can file a claim and get a check they named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund".. and made the number $1.776 billion.. they even made the corruption patriotic in 1974 Nixon resigned for using government agencies against political enemies.. in 2026 the government is cutting checks to political allies and calling it justice

@GOP__Ls @NikkiFried It's what happens when Disneyworld is too expensive and parents can't use it as a bribe to their kids. /s

🚨 Florida public schools come in last for reading scores.

Trump explains his new nickname while a picture of his ballroom falls behind him: "It's the Dumocrats. They're dumb. It's a new name."

@Acyn Pretty sure this is corruption

Reporter: Why should taxpayers pay $1.6 billion for January sixers? Trump: It’s being very well received. I know very little about it. I wasn't involved in in the whole creation of it. This is reimbursing people who were horribly treated.

@SNFonNBC 12

The Patriots will get ______ wins this season.

This really sucks

Artist of the day: Akihiko Yoshida Born on February 15 1967, in Japan, Akihiko Yoshida is one of the most respected and elegant character designers in the video game industry. He started his career in the early ’90s and joined Square in 1995, where he quickly became a key figure in creating some of the most memorable worlds in gaming. His style is instantly recognizable: incredibly detailed yet refined with a perfect balance of realism and fantasy. Think intricate armor, flowing fabrics, expressive faces and a moody, painterly touch that makes every character feel like they belong in a living, breathing epic.

@RapSheet @gucci

Tom Brady makes his red carpet debut for @gucci.

@NFL @TomPelissero @AdamSchefter Again?

BREAKING: Aaron Rodgers and the Steelers agree to terms on one-year deal. (via @tompelissero, @adamschefter)

America: “kill the whales! Slaughter the children! Our supreme leader was chosen by Christ himself to rape the Earth and destroy its beauty!” NYC subplot: