SirPyro
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@AllKindsWeather Currently in the Band at UF. We’ll only play what we’re allowed to but if someone higher up than our directors give us the go ahead to play and taunt the other team we would absolutely love that (like with Penalty). Hoping Sumrall can pull some strings to let that happen!
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I want to win games. Because, duh. We all do.
But almost as important: I want to do it with SWAGGER. With an ATTITUDE. I want opposing teams and their fans DEVASTATED after playing Florida.
Up 35-3? Clear the bench, put the backups in. And then you score that last touchdown.
LSU has trolled the shit out of us with their band for years. If we beat them? You tell our band to play Neck in the closing seconds to make fun of them.
FSU… same thing. We’re up 41-6, you score another touchdown and you make the band taunt them with their own war chant so our fans can mock them. And rest assured, that severed Seminole head will be back next year (maybe some toy spears our guy can snap in half too).
Tennessee had a little too much fun taunting us with blowup alligators and chomping this year. We beat them? We play Rocky Top at the end to make fun of them.
Georgia? We have a ways to go to catch up with them, one win isn’t gonna do it. But same idea: run the score up, walk the dog on a leash, sing To Hell With Georgia… etc.
“But we’re supposed to be better than that, this isn’t nice or classy!”
Great observation. That’s the fucking point. That is, quite literally, EXACTLY what we’re going for.
Nobody’s arguing in favor of downright bad sportsmanship; there’s an obvious line between just being bad people and enjoying the fruits of your labor. But it’s time Gator football not only wins again, but becomes fun again. Time to go back to the days of Spurrier blowing you out on the field and then rubbing it in with presser soundbites, or Urban calling timeouts to rub in a beating you more than deserved.
That’s how Gator football works. We score points in bunches and then we rub your face in it until our hand cramps up from doing it so much. If that’s not for you, go root for South Carolina or Illinois.
Hoping Jon Sumrall is the guy who can get us back to those days. Because that’s the type of attitude that will do it. Go Gators!
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