Sirris

Hello... Look! sirris0069.straw.page Come talk to me here too :)

@VixVix3n I'll let sydney do that 😊

@SirriAskMeStuff Perhaps you should start a lost and found....?

Thanks to the nature of this freaky town, I’m getting a surprising number of customers each day. ….Are you guys using them correctly?? How do you manage to break/lose it in less than a week??? Even I’m shocked.

@Dorensnotflat That's alright, you can... Keep... Them...

@SirriAskMeStuff I’ve found a few of your shop’s wonders lost in my classroom..should i just return them to you..

@dailyovulation I'm not disclosing anything.

@SirriAskMeStuff Sir Sirris, have you ever taken a horse strap on...

"Hey sirris.. Jasper here.. do you sell any uh strap ons?" -> Yes! Normal sized, Large, and enormous ☺️ sirris0069.straw.page

@VixVix3n Trust me, there's a lot.

@SirriAskMeStuff I'm only slightly concerned over what someone could lose from a sex store of all places.

@scaredorphan Glad you found it informative!

@SirriAskMeStuff Peak lesson mister sirris

Class is finally over… (ᵕ—ᴗ—)

@Daisythfox The usual Friday test, what else? Hope you know this means you got an F?

@SirriAskMeStuff Accidentally skipped your class what was the lecture about

@stillwhitney527 @doltownresident Maybe.

@SirriAskMeStuff @doltownresident ? Get me a discount @ ur store codger

the hottest hoe u know eats miserably every other meal

@doltownresident @stillwhitney527 Who dribbles mayo in chunks???

@SirriAskMeStuff @stillwhitney527 cmon ur classier than that. u know what Mayo is

@stillwhitney527 @doltownresident You keep speaking my mind, I’m surprised.

@doltownresident Did u cum all over it or what holy shit slut

@DorenDeniska Hi there Mr. Doren (˶ˆᗜˆ˵)

Hello everyone! A colleague made a suggestion for me to create an account on here in order to better provide accessible resources to students both in and out of school time, and I thought that was a splendid idea. I am still new to this tool so we will be learning together! ☺️

@Slutfuckerwhit (Sigh) Hope you know this time around I’m getting more technical with it :)

@SirriAskMeStuff Maybe at the end of the next school day you can teach me how to use them, you seem very knowledgeable

Sure ;) Dunno, 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you?

@wintersantiques No, I’ve just been waiting for this day ꉂ (≧ヮ≦)

@SirriAskMeStuff What's so funny? Is there another meaning to the word I don't know?

I have learned another new word today: yaoi. The internet is so neat. Knowledge truly is at your fingertips.

@returnyourb00ks …No…

Hmm…. once we went out for a picnic somewhat deep in the forest, and while eating I think apple crumble, a goat infiltrated our picnic to steal our food. From then on, Sydney wouldn’t stop talking about how adorable goats were. No.

@sgjdsekeg Mr. Winter has the whole “Beige mom” aesthetic everywhere 😆

unc tried ??

@remyhadafarm I swear this is just a hidden fetish (sigh)

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