Lomi✨

Baby stop tickling me I am trying to write a tweet hahahahahgsjnnmrejskdg Baby stop😭 I don’t like it when you tickle me hehdhdslarfjksnkeke

“go find a girl and get married!” average zoomer girl:

My girlfriend then (Now ex) will always ask me if my best friend was aware that he was my best friend. The question always sounds weird to me but I'd dismissed it. One day while we were on the phone, I was speaking highly of my friend over a situation we just handled, she got angry and yelled "Can you just stop talking about him like that?" I got mad too cos I was tired of her having issues with him for no reason. In the heat of the argument, she sent me multiple explicit pictures of him he had been sending to her. Before I could process what I was seeing, she sent in screenshots of their conversations, the terrible things he had said about me to her and how he was a better choice than me. Apparently, she had been wanting to tell me about it for long but she saw how blinded I was about the brotherhood, so she needed a solid evidence. Did I confront him over it? lol nah Till date, I never mentioned it to him, I just drifted away from the friendship. This happened in 2017 but I still keep in touch (both of them) till date.

This was the exact same reason I broke up with my first boyfriend. I can’t have his friends moving to me, told him about it and he did nothing. I thought to myself it is either all of them don’t rate me, or they don’t rate him, my man can’t be the follower of the group, 🙏🏽.

I think if a man dressed like a little boy while using his girlfriend’s card to buy stuff you guys would see how weird that is

Extremely pretty girls >>>>>>🥹

I was at CDS struggling to sign when I received several whatsapp notifications from my girlfriend. I opened it and it was my friend’s full nude pictures. Baba was trying to fill in for me while i was away serving my father’s land.😂 I never asked him about it till date.

Extremely pretty girls >>>>>>🥹

The unreasonable "Burn it all to the ground" approach to all situations from this gender is something I find quite amusing. Some of us are level headed enough to see that there are other ways to handle a situation than razing the roof. If I get direct with you, that's because I still care and I want to hear a reason that'd convince me to stay but deciding to stay away is because I have perceived you as a dangerous person already and the friendship is not worth saving. Also, you want me to go in all gun-blazing with someone I had just invested my life savings with? E good now It's not cowardice, it's being smart and understanding life.