Minerva

I'm still thinking about you shaking your tush at John's reunion, @ContactSH . twitter.com/contactsh/stat…

Don't come back here with your bullshit. Me, coming back with my bullshit:

@contactJHW @ContactSH Get to that park and make your claim, John.

@ContactSH Is this a joke?

Watching Paddy in the park. Stranger: You look familiar. Me: Do I. (Beat.) Stranger: You’re Sherlock Holmes. Me: Yes. Stranger: The papers don’t do you justice. Me: Uh— Stranger: Can I give you my number? Me: My husband wouldn’t like that. Stranger: Ask him. @contactJHW?

i know the context of this scene but can u jst imagine this is mycroft being so done with their bullshit and years of tiptoeing around each other

Relatable

Как он вообще мог затирать миссис Хадсон всю эту пургу про то что свадьба для него ничего не значит если его квартира выглядела буквально ВОТ ТАК несколько месяцев, он бросил работу, на стену для расследований повесил план мероприятия, СКЛАДЫВАЛ ПО ЮТУБУ САЛФЕТКИ

How did it end up like this?

Happy birthday to the wonderful @danielal5697 ! May your birthday be full of fun! 😘😘😘

Hottie mama how John has not died of blue balls

File it in our archives, Watson. Some day the true story may be told.

if s2 john met s4 sherlock he'd wash his hair and shave his stubble and put his to bed

(@ inemed_0) 님께 신청한 제 셜존이가 왔어요... 정말 귀여워요

Бенедикт Камбербэтч каждый раз, когда ему поступает предложение сыграть грустного гея

@contactJHW @ContactSH Happy Anniversary to the world’s most gorgeous couple! I will never, ever understand how you kept your hands off each other for so long, but I am happy you are free of those constraints now. Cheers! 🥂

Today marks 3 years since I made the best and easiest decision of my life. Marrying you, @ContactSH, being married to you, it's the happiest I've ever been. Simple words, but it's quite straightforward. I'm married to the love of my life. I am happy. I want a lifetime of us.

While I was scared of being left You were scared of being seen, truly seen

And id give up forever to touch you 😢😢😢😢causebi know that you feel me somehow😢😢

When you take a nap so good that you wake up thinking you're late for school but it's Sunday and you're 59.