Bina shaadi ke do bachhon ko kaise sambhalegi bichari .
Vaishnaviiiii🎀🫧@keepupwithvaish
my periods are 2 weeks late and my parents forced me to take a test and it's positive????? I NEVER HAD SEX. i'm gonna take another one
हिन्दी
Sivapithecus 11
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Humare Armaano pe muttne ke liye Politicians abd bureaucrats kitne fine de rahe hain ..
News Arena India@NewsArenaIndia
Public unrination to attract ₹500 fine if Parliament passes Jan Vishwas Bill. Current Fine : ₹100
English
Aaj se no gaali gulaz.. gaali dete hue mujhe dekhoge toh , goli maar dena
हिन्दी
@dipsverse Mere ek bhadwa mutual ke wajah se mere muhh se gaali nikalta hai... Nhi toh gaali kya hota hai mujhe pata nhi tha
हिन्दी
कभी तो चौंक के देखे कोई हमारी तरफ़
किसी की आँख में हम को भी इंतिज़ार दिखे
हिन्दी
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What do you call a witch that lives in desert?
Sandwich
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क्या कहूँ, कैसे कहू
कितनी ज़रा सी बात है।
चाँदनी की पाँच परतें,
हर परत अज्ञात है।
एक जो मैं आज हूँ,
एक जो मैं हो न पाया,
एक जो मैं हो न पाऊँगा,
एक जो होने न दोगी तुम,
एक जिसकी हमारे बीच
अभिशप्त सी छाया है।
क्यों सहूँ, कब तक सहूँ
कितना कठिन आघात है।
चाँदनी की पाँच परतें,
हिन्दी
I don't know why Madhya pardesh exists in Indian map... Nothing comes good from this state.
NDTV@ndtv
Radio-Collared Tiger Poisoned To Death In Madhya Pradesh, 5 Arrested: Cops ndtv.com/india-news/rad…
English
Women - " god, plz do some miracle, and make me rich overnight"
Also women-
News Algebra@NewsAlgebraIND
BIG NEWS 🚨 A woman in Uttar Pradesh was shocked after nearly ₹10 crore was mistakenly credited to her bank account due to a technical error 🤯 Instead of withdrawing the money, she refused to touch it 🔥 She reported the issue to the bank, saying “it’s not mine, take it back.” Her honesty has gone viral, earning widespread praise both locally and online.
English
वो बात सोच के मैं जिस को मुद्दतों जीता
बिछड़ते वक़्त बताने की क्या ज़रूरत थी
हिन्दी
Chalo ek tehrvi main khane ka invitation agaya.
Gautam Singhania@SinghaniaGautam
RIP. Om Shanti 🙏
Filipino
@Chesstard I know... Even i find nothing wrong trolling her wife
English
Bsdka ye sab karta hai, fir rr karta hai jab koi uski biwi ko troll kar de... Mauga behaviour
Dips.@dipsverse
Omg theyre so cute together 🧿🤌🏻
Indonesia
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