Big Obama

Listen guys, I want the awkward-yawn-reach-around tiddy fondling on my desk by Monday And Keller? Quit it with the dick in my ass, stat

"Hey baby, come over here so I can give you some lemonAIDS." "Why would I want that? And don't you only get that from gay sex?" "No that's regular AIDS. This is lemonAIDS. It's good for you immune system. And it makes your boobs bigger." *Pouts coyly* "I guess I'll try."

I do love it when small businesses have these signs loudly declaring "yes we are COOKERS, yes we are engaging in TAX EVASION"

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incorrect: you cannot understand Marx without reading Hegel correct: you cannot understand The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind without reading Hegel

Terry Black Guy’s BBQ had no AC it’s 90 degrees out so I brought it back to the hotel the meat is good kinda greasy potato salad is amazing haven’t really tried anything else nodding off rn (did fent)

What I never understood about this room is that it's on the middle of the path to the throne balcony. Like did everyone have to walk through Marika's room to go to a meeting? 😭