⟁ tired padawan

Born to dilly dally Forced to lock in

what the chicken sees before it gets cooked 😭

i'm obsessed with the woman I met last night who gave me a whole speech about why she doesn’t smoke weed anymore before offering me cocaine

FIFA has clear guidelines for host nation duties. If a host can't fulfil them, their hosting privilege should be removed.

They did, it was called America

Gracias

if you eat a more skilled artist, you gain their abilities.

Luca is a legend: He was Enzo Ferrari’s assistant in his 20s then came back and led Ferrari for 23 years, turning it from a struggling faded icon to a legendary luxury brand. He does… not like the Luce

Was at work once and my coworker stopped me and said “don’t walk over there Kyle- they’re all playing fuck, marry, kill and EVERYONE is killing you” 😭😭😭

When you thought you were about to have a threesome with two fine babes and the room start getting dizzy💀

🤣🤣🤣 this useless guy graduated 8 years ago from that university He’s a useless guy

Nobody has ever oversold a Stone Cold Stunner better than The Rock 😭😭

My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.

Enzo Ferrari refused to build a four-door car his entire life. He called the rear seats of any GT 'seats for the dog.' Every Ferrari he approved pointed one direction: forward, low, loud. The Luce has five seats, 4 doors, and was designed by the man who made the iPhone. Enzo is rolling in his grave.

I hate to admit this but Trump was right. He said that if I vote for Kamala Harris gas prices, groceries prices and my utility bills will go through the roof. I voted for Harris and my gas, groceries and utility bills have gone through the roof.

I first slap my nyash make I see if I wear pampers

Once a nigga knack your babe like this the guy go con Dey look you like you mumu whereas no be your fault na your foolish babe 😂😂

My reaction when I see my wife telling the kids how important it is to be patient and to apologize when being wrong.

your pregnant wife watching you walking in the rain to go and buy her food yet the baby isnt yours😭💔

DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT JUST HAPPENED AT THE ENHANCED GAMES.. Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. spent millions to create a steroid Olympics. They promised to "redefine human limits" and put up $25M in prize money. After 5 hours in Las Vegas, here’s the scoreboard: - 1 world record (not recognized by anyone) - Thor Björnsson failed his 515kg deadlift (managed only 475kg) - olympic sprinter Fred Kerley missed the 100m WR by 0.4s - without even taking drugs - the only "record" came from a Greek swimmer who finished 5th at Paris 2024. He wore a supersuit banned since 2009 and beat the clean record by just 0.07s the whole pitch was that drugs would shatter the limits of clean sport. instead they proved the gap between juiced and clean is now 7 hundredths of a second - in a suit banned 17 years ago. the only thing they actually proved was how good the clean athletes already are. You think the Enhanced Games exposed anything or just embarrassed themselves?

Told my daughter if she beats me in the race she can start dating before turns 18