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@skinnylappin Could not agree more Skin Dog

Just got some new balls in to coach some footy at school. The yellow one is the perfect shape for a footy, the other 5 are pointy and out of shape. Kids can’t and don’t want to kick those. Surely it can’t be that hard to make an oval ball, Sherrin?

Let’s get this prick

Seymour Football trip having their entire drinking money on Turn on the Charm @Austbloodstock @cmaherracing

@mintycampbell Good for you

Since when did Karl Kennedy become Bert Newton? #NeighboursFinale

@mintycampbell 😂

I very rarely tweet anything negative about Collingwood but I’ll say this - Taylor Adams can not kick. Should handball only. #AFLLionsPies

@mintycampbell Wow 😮

Barnaby Joyce is only 3 years older than me. Shit he must’ve had a hilly paper round…. #barnaby #auspol

Zac Foot has been carving up the track in his first week of training at the club. 🏃‍♂️

Welcome to the Sharks Jay! 🦈 #southportforever

Another session in the books for our men’s team. 📚 #southportforever 🦈

First training back ✅ #southportforever 🦈

Welcome to the Sharks Zac! #southportforever 🦈

Manteit, Selsby and Miller re-sign for 2022. #southportforever 🦈

@SouthportSharks would be stiff to miss playing finals, @FootyonNine

People are jumping up and down about a possible curfew. If you’re staying home, as you should be during lockdown, why does a curfew matter? It shouldn’t make a difference unless you are breaking the rules. #CovidVic #Covid19VicData #COVID19Aus

Clarko had us poised for a top 2 draft pick, then we sacked him and now he’s going to f**k us. That’s how good he is. Jeff MUST go. #AFLHawksDogs

@lilzzzza 😂😂

The pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza argument is nearly as dry as people arguing about parmi vs parma who gives a fuck

The @SouthportSharks are joining the @GoldCoastSuns on a venture into the unknown. They're itching to test themselves against Victoria's best reserves teams in a new look @VFL competition. 7NEWS.com.au/sport @MitchKroehn #7NEWS

Finished footy training at 4, cooked dinner for the family, sat down to have a beer at 6 and I’ve got to wait 1 hr and 50 mins to bounce down. Ridiculous @AFL it’s way to late

@mintycampbell Agree.. You have a rough head, she’s gorgeous.

Proud dad moment. My daughters Year 12 formal tonight. It’s one of life’s miracles that a bloke with a rough head like me can produce a gorgeous daughter.....

@lilzzzza 😲

an idea: consent app but consent before someone wanks on your desk in parliament