Gabe

Recently established a dream goal to play Connect Four against @Beyonce because I also just beat my friend 9 times in a row.

@HarmonyOW2 i’m laughing because i’m in this

Overwatch players when you tell them there are gonna be free loot boxes

nobody talk to me, i just found out sweet tomatoes has been shut down this whole time

@KAJOR_ one can allegedly save you from in a pinch in a 1v1 scenario. the other is straight up utility that has varying value depending on the location. i get it, the utility would get more use than the 6.5 heal.

there is no fucking way 70% of you are picking the dogshit perk 😭

this is still funny

the twitchy eye i got because the particle system that i very much set to only burst once is somehow infinitely looping without explanation

Computer, take me back to the low-fi edit phase of 2017 where all current media was edited to look corrupted

@frankiep423 because that kind of fomo is a little toxic to the players idk. the only reason they do these drives is to get a shitton of data for calibrating their ranking system. last thing we want is pressured regulars forced to tank their ranks for name plaque they wanna keep.

Why aren’t Drive nameplates permanent all that work designing it just disappears

@Nobodily @Ultima_Undead god comments like this agitate me because this animation was likely finished 4 months ago by their production pipeline. you will not notice a quality reduction until next season guys

“She got hit by a bazooka” *imitates them holding a shotgun They had 1 fucking job

the coolest thing about the new moon backside pictures is that every 3D moon in video games or simulations are now officially outdated

literally nothing will compare to the Great Skype Migration of 2015 into Discord in gaming history

i need everyone to be cool with a lot of stuff really quickly

computa, make these toons super trained and happy. no glue, no borax.

@TimSweeneyEpic It’s a little obvious that those with the highest pay grades (deservingly so) were laid off to impact the least amount of employees.

In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

@evankinney no fucking way… this actually shattered my last pillar of hope about the industry. i’m so sorry.

guess who got laid off today! 🫠 i am genuinely so confused and bewildered like, i spent the past week debugging the rivalry system while recovering from pneumonia and just in the past few days i’ve had multiple directors tell me how much they appreciate everything i do

recently shortened my projected 110 year lifespan due to rigging an advanced arm/hand model.

@JustTeddii I always anticipated the OG Ice King would be revamped to a fightable NPC for a while now, so I appreciate that we’re bringing the past into the new!

You know when you sit down at a restaurant as the waiter brings out the food, and just as you go to take your first bite they ask you, “so how’s the first few bites?!”, but then it’s awkward as you have a mouth full of food and you’re trying to speak? Well yeah I’m gonna try that for Season 2… So. How’s the first few bites?! Housekeeping rules as always 🗒️; * Respect others' opinions - we are one community! 💝 * Keep it courteous - mute and block buttons exist! ⛔️ * Share any media - seeing the feedback, helps!" 📸 * Stay focused - keep it Fortnite! 🧠 * We will prioritise - this is still game dev, some may take time ⏰ And - thank you! 🎁

@NovaWostra Not opposed to the idea, I just don’t think your second statement is really relevant. They intentionally create ruined configurations to let new players fill in the gaps like a puzzle to solve.

Cold take: i think crying obsidian should count towards blocks that are ok for a nether portal to form. ruined portals often times generate in a configuration that dont work, meaning they fail at teaching players how portals are build

so ur telling me that peach’s voice line of mario from galaxy was so iconic that they’ve been recycling it in every future game since then?

@thekirkster1088 hahaha they’re totally about to stop vbuck quests as part of their budgeting cuts

we're getting closer to the announcement that will make or break founders hearts