Sugar Land Skeeters

We believe one lucky Skeeter player should walk-up to tune of "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

#GroupOfDeath ? Never heard of her. Thanks Portugal! #Roundof16 #USMNT guyrealm.com/group-death-kl…

Yao Ming to start at Catcher

Frito Lay informs Skeeter's organization that their chip bags (sold at concession stands) will now include 80% air. #Altruism

Skeeters Front Office reporting that David Stern has vetoed their attempt to acquire Tracy McGrady

Tracy McGrady (P) and Yao Ming (C) to be placed on the disabled list for the entire year next season.

My sources confirm that Yao Ming will attempt to catch for the Skeeters.

Tracy McGrady announces he'll inevitabily be injured before his first outing should the Skeeters decide to sign him.#Skeeters #baseball

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Skeeters bullpen accused of shooting up strip club in Grand Theft Auto 5.

Sources confirm that the IRS targeted the Skeeters claiming they "wanted somebody to beat them". Skeeters won.

Skeeters fans demand a refund for their season tickets after an abysmal 22-4 start on the season.

The Sugar Land Skeeters have been diagnosed with an addiction to winning.

Skeeters fans petition to ban the sun after suffering Sun Burn(s) during the opening weekend of the season.

Skeeters GM denies rumor that Constellation Field will be moved to the stars.

Local farmers have heightened security in preparation for the series against the Lancaster Barnstormers.

Unnamed Atlantic League teams pushing for new rule that would require the Sugar Land Skeeters to play with one hand tied behind their backs.

The ball from a Koby Clemens 3-Run blast expected to attack North Korea within the next few minutes.

Texans' JJ Watt and Shiloh Keo accidentally agree to 10 day contracts with the Sugar Land Skeeters.

Cortland Finnegan celebrity pitcher for the JJ Watt Classic at Constellation Field. Andre Johnson threatens to charge mound if thrown at.