🎱✨Community Skeptic System

If me crying at four years old for more more DIMEATAP wasn’t an early indication of an addiction problem, I blame my parents for everything that went wrong.. I was sippin’ on that sizzzzurp earrrrly, son!

Gobekli Tepe is the Epstein Files of Archeology.

If a group of jurors are deliberating who has the tiniest penis and cannot each a verdict, is it still a hung jury?

I hate everything and am giving up on life. If anyone needs me I’ll be somewhere in hell smoking crack with Joe Biden’s son.

What if Gypsy Rose Blanchard and Natalia Grace formed a girl-gang and went on the world’s most awkward ki11ing spree.

Bankrupt the oligarchs! Cash out all crypto and dump your #DOGE !!

Let’s plan a nationwide rug pull on the government. It’s never been easier! #dogedump

Crypto Currency literally means “hidden money.” It’s not underground or innovative anymore. Now it’s just the same as one big bank owned by a few of the richest, most powerful people in the world who will continue to fuck you over. #doge #dump

“Bad conversationalist?? Too awkward in public? Give us money and we will force-feed your unsolicited opinions to poor people!” Mf’r still tryna buy friends

Why bother paying taxes when you can just pee sitting down?

Cashless society is classist.

Meme coins being the new official currency was 100% on my 2025 bingo card. #DOGE #Bussycoin

Large scale pump and dump

See you on a dark night…

@SimonaMangiante @atensnut Pretending like you got shot when someone behind you did is more outrageous.

@atensnut Really? What about the guy why died right behind him? He hit his head too? They fired a bullet directed to his head. Period. Denying it is outrageous

FBI is saying Trump wasn’t shot on July 13th but hit his head on the podium. You cannot hate the FBI enough. Scumbags.

Best way to bag a guy in their mid-30’s: Low-rise jeans Layered tank tops Victoria’s Secret Love Spell

Bitches think cosplay is putting on a Spider-Man onesie ..🙄 That’s just pajamas.

@usedupporno Close… Tiny Labia Queen

@SkeptikSystem Does tlq stand for Totally Loud Queef?

I’m a craft store menace #cunt

And I totally got busted 😂

@StancilJim Dude hasn’t seen an ass in four years and even then it’s non-consensual 🙄

I waited 4 years for fucking PANTS?!!?!??!??! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH #OlympicGames #beachvolleyball