Tom Skidmore

@Acyn No one can convince me that Watters isn’t living in the closet…

Watters on Trump: The guy looks good. He wears a suit—it covers things. 224 is fine. For a guy who doesn't exercise, I think he looks fantastic.

@atrupar He can’t fathom that people are tired of the bullshit, so it’s gotta be “paid protestors”

Trump on anti-ICE protests in New Jersey: "It's all paid for protesters. These aren't protesters. These people are fake."

@atrupar Where the fuck is “home”???

Burgum praises Trump for "helping to keep the price of gas down at home"

@Acyn Sitting in a room full of incompetent leaders calling another group of leaders incompetent is wild stuff. Fucking idiot.

Trump: California—they're paying so much for gasoline. They don't have to be doing that. They have a very incompetent group of leaders.

@jimstewartson That hurt my brain. I’ll have to lay down now. I’ll get to 2/3 and 3/3 later….

1/3 You may see clips of Trump’s self-evident dementia, but the full effect requires stamina. Here is NINE MINUTES of Trump talking about his fountains in a Cabinet meeting. Try to read it. I dare you. “D.C. and D.C. is looking beautiful. The fountains are almost all open. We had 28 of them, and we have one in particular, a very long lake, we call it. They're reflecting lake between the Lincoln Monument. Nobody's ever seen anything like it. You take a look at between Lincoln and Washington. You have the longest, like 2,400 feet long. That's longer than the tallest building in the world, if you set it on your side. And it's almost 200 feet wide. And for-- actually, it was built in 1922. And from 1920 to '21, it really never worked. It always leaked. And it was a problem about things. And hundreds of millions was spent. The Biden administration and the Obama administration spent hundreds of millions of dollars trying to get it to work, and they failed. And we'll be spending-- you'll give me a number. But I think it's very low numbers, like in the number that we originally talked about. Where we cleaned it, we fumigated it, that we had 10 major truck dumpsters of garbage taken out. Can you believe it? Friend of mine came in. Very substantial person from Germany. Want to see the Washington Monument. I wanted to see the Lincoln Memorial. He said, I look, but that horrible reflecting pond is disgusting. It's filthy dirty and disgusting. I said, really, I drove down. I said, secret shares was taken dry. And we went down. I said, that's terrible. And for the most part, it didn't work. I mean, they wouldn't even have water in there. But when they did, it was just dirty, filthy water that leaked out. And we got to work on it. And they were supposed to cost almost 400, think of it, 400 million dollars, because it's like putting the skin on a skyscraper. But bigger, much bigger, many skyscrapers, you could almost say, other than for the world. So I think of it, the world's tallest skyscraper is shorter than 2,400 feet. So we went to work. And over the years, I built hundreds of pools. I built them every time I built them. I always like to build the Olympic size swimming pools. And I was very aware of swimming pool, what goes into making a swimming pool. It's not as simple as people think. You never wanted to leak. You want a beautiful surface. I said, you know, I have an idea, Doug. We sat down. I said, let's take that long thing where we're going to fix it with concrete, which leaks, concrete, all sorts of other materials that all leak and don't look good. They're gray. And swimming pool, I have a swimming pool right up the road. I built it 22 years ago. It's perfect. I said, does it ever leak, though? It's good contractors. I actually called it a couple of the contractors, got some ideas from them. And I gave it to Doug and Doug's done an unbelievable job. And so they were going to spend maybe 400 million dollars. I don't know. You never know with cost overruns and everything. But it was going to take years to build three years, four years. And we'll have it done before July 4th substantially, before July 4th. If we didn't have such a bad weather the last four or five days, it could have been almost done. We have to-- you can't do this substance in the rain. And what they did is they cleaned it. They took out, as I said, more than 10 dumpsters of garbage. Shovels, it was disgusting. Well, every corner, every corner, had massive amounts of-- I guess that's the way the tide goes. But at massive amounts of garbage, we then steamed clean it. We then sandblasted it. And then we pebble blasted. That's a bigger version of sand. We made the surface as good as it can be. Now we're now covering it with the most beautiful blue. Very thick, you think of it as a very sophisticated form of rubber. No leaks, no problems. And it's beautiful. It's called American Flag Blue that was the color we chose.”

Hegseth: Your efforts on the reflecting pool are actually a great segue. If you look at Washington and Lincoln. These are two men that faced monumental tasks and stood up in historic fashion and delivered for the American people And when you step back and look at 47 years of what Iran waged war against us and our people—there's only one man over the course of both presidency who has stood up and said they will never get a nuclear weapon

@WUTangKids What year is it????

Lmao Trump couldn’t pull a single A-list performer for America’s 250th celebration….but he did get Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli

@Acyn Dumb fucker wants to blow up another country… 🙄

Reporter: Would you accept a short-term deal that allows Iran and Oman to control the strait? Trump: It’s going to be open to everybody. Reporter: Who would control it? Trump: Nobody. We’ll watch over it. Oman will have to behave or we’ll blow them up.

@factpostnews Ethnic food????

DHS Secretary Mullin dismisses the detainee hunger strike in an ICE facility: They're refusing to eat because they want their ethnic food. Well, they can go back to their country and get whatever food they want. This isn't Holiday Inn.

@Phil_Lewis_ Wait, no Kid Rock???

The featured performers for The Great American State Fair on the National Mall: -Vanilla Ice -Martina McBride -Young MC -C+C Music Factory -Milli Vanilli -The Commodores - Morris Day & The Time - Flo Rida -Bret Michaels

@ChaosTV There’s something wrong with this bitch…

Karen loses it over her Garbage Collector..

@atrupar Dumb fucker acting like it’s something new…

Trump: "A very long lake -- we call it the reflecting lake. Between the Lincoln Monument -- nobody has ever seen anything like it. Longer than the tallest building in the world."

@atrupar What a fucking idiot…

Trump: "You take a look. The Lincoln Memorial -- it was built, I guess, a little after the Lincoln Memorial. It's embarrassing. It was so horrible. It was filthy dirty. It was Biden."

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn This is truly embarrassing…

Very iconic.

@RpsAgainstTrump This moron doesn’t even understand that having to take one of these tests in the first place just means that you need to be taking one of these tests.

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV

@LongTimeHistory Safe to say, I’m sure no one will miss her bitch ass at that pool…

Update—'MAGA Mama 47' doubles down on canceling her pool membership after they allow Muslims to swim in burkinis. "Imagine how scary it is to see a woman—or whatever it is—and all you can see is their eyes." "That's scary for a kid—it's foreign and going in the pool with them."

@Suzierizzo1 What the fuck happened to people? What world are we on that this shit is ok?

This racist woman saw this man coming home from work and started calling him a Dirty Mexican dog. This guy had never seen her before and she just started following him saying the same thing over and over again. “You dirty Mexican dog”!

@implausibleblog “Studied this a long time”

RFK Jr, "Two studies show that children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism" President Trump, "There's a tremendous amount of proof or evidence, I would say, as a non-doctor I've studied this a long time"

@Acyn Dumbass even sounds like Trump…

Paxton: My opponent is the most extreme radical the Democrats have ever nominated. He's even running a vegan campaign, whatever that is. Others refer to him as Low-T Talarico.