Alfred Pennyworth
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Alfred Pennyworth
@SkillfulButler
❝ Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties. ❞ #DCRP

it's too early to wake up .


“Yeah, I’ve got enough street knowledge not to know when I’m being played and when to dead the situation… Bruce spends most of his time cooped up alone inside a cave, so it’s really not surprising that he folds at the little intimacy that he gets.”

Why wouldn’t she be proud of catching him off guard? Bragging rights worthy. Hence the smugness. And there it is.. The ‘ what are your intentions ‘ card being pulled. Oh, this really takes the cake. Punchline looked him directly in the face before speaking.

Admittedly, it was a refreshing to know how much Al cared about him. ⠀ “Don’t worry, Al. I know how to protect myself. Even though I have feelings for her, I won’t let that blind me to everything else. I promise you that.” ⠀ He looked over towards him with a subtle smile, —

He could sense the disapproval that Al was giving him and part of him felt conflicted about it. ⠀ “Considering the father figure I have in my life, I feel like something like this was pretty much inevitable. Bruce’s track record of falling for morally questionable women —

I’m sure you still could, Alfred.

“Yeah, this whole thing between us is —— complicated. Not in a bad way, but in a way that I’d feel like an idiot if I didn’t pursue.” ⠀ He sighs. ⠀ “I don’t really know how to explain it, Al, but it just feels right.” ⠀ . . . . . “But in regards to me having a crush on —

This immediately put a wicked 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚 across the clown’s lips — laughing softly in response. ❝ I’m well aware of what happened to him, 𝒚es.. that’s why I used that specific weapon. Romantic, right ? I did warn him, you know ? Oh well. ❞ The laughter grew louder.

Does anyone else want to get their abs rated? Preferably a certain red head named Barbara, or a fishnet wearer magician? ✍️
