Skip Donahue

LOLZ

When you hear the sensational opening synthesiser to ‘Robin The Hooded Man’ by Clannad, my prayer is that you will always think of me (even though I disagree entirely with Robin’s ethos) From Skip

@markskelton72 I don’t have the first clue what you’re talking about Mark. And I don’t think you do either! LOLZ! Seriously though, you need to take a look at yourself. From Skop

@SkipDonahue Obviously missed the irony 🙄

Watching the Bake Off on my enormous television and there appear to be two gays on there #GBBO

My mistake. Three gays. Best regards, Skip

@markskelton72 Homophobia. A real shame. From Skip

@SkipDonahue Don't panic...ive already penned a strongly worded email to my local MP 🤦‍♂️

Utter nonsense. From Skip

Do you remember when I had 9000 followers? Those were good days. But then I became more selective and had an enormous cull. No regrets from me (Skip)

Having some electrical work done and one of the electricians is a woman. LOLZ! Seriously though I hope she’s just carrying the stepladder and flask. Best wishes, Skid

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Ashanté, from Skid

@JamieVersey LOLZ

Steve Craddock is one of the best guitarists of my generation Phenomenal playing

I have heard things are rather tough at the moment, but be rest assured that yours truly will be enjoying my usual festive season crammed full of affluence, luxury and massive, massive laughs. Very best wishes to some of you, from Skop

DressDownFriday: Slacks by Shocking Bulge, shirt by Hans Uber, sweater by Howard’s Gay, socks by No Room For Cheekiness, brogues by Can Mike Read.

@BertrandRustles @Roseyanny This person keeps their account locked so it looks as though you are talking to yourself Rustles you blathering madman. From Skop

Taking a morning walk around my grounds and I keep seeing these everywhere. I can only surmise that my gardener trained the trees to have their leaves fall into neat piles. Kudos! From Skip

I don’t usually get cross with my housekeeper but for goodness sake! She’s going to have to miss her chiropractor appointment now. Silly woman. From Skip

For my American followers, irony is when something silly happens. Best wishes, Skip

I asked my housekeeper to rake up leaves in the farthest corner of my sprawling estate because I wanted a lay in - but I have just been awoken by a rude cock! How irony! LOLZ! Seriously though she is 79 years old. From Skip

@taylorandy Good day. From Skop

Have you all muted me? I have to ask because usually my posts are celebrated by all within moments of me sharing them. If so you have my sympathy (even though you won’t see this). Regards, Skip

@FreebieBean It’s lovely to make your acquaintance again. Warmest, Skop

@SkipDonahue First time you’ve ’popped up’ on me in yonks.