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@SkipSandwich

Puts a little skip in your step | Games, queer stuff, the Bible | She/Her/Fastest Mario | Masto: @[email protected] | Bsky: @[email protected]

Northern Virginia Katılım Şubat 2008
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adam PITTla
adam PITTla@apat10·
If your friends aren't talking about: • The indescribable feeling we get when the lights begin to dim • Dazzling images on a huge silver screen • Sound that I can feel • Going somewhere we've never been before It's time to find new friends.
Miles Deutscher@milesdeutscher

If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.

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At least in my con scene in the 00's, the Resident Evil cosplayers were THE WORST. So regardless of where my sympathies lie in the discourse, knowing those might be the "true fans" that are upset gives me some petty smug amusement.
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When I came out there were years of no-to-limited contact because my mom called me a freak who needs to be committed. Last Christmas she got me girly socks/accessories; yesterday she sent me birthday flowers in the trans flag colors. I am shaken by this face turn.
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@Azurtormenta @lofi_lover0930 Movies expect you to react to them and that takes an amount of agency people want to avoid. Watching a game played you get to just vicariously have the experience through them, emotionally saying "ditto" to whatever they felt. It's chewed up and spit into your mouth for you.
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@lofi_lover0930 They want everything to be a movie, yet movies already exist.
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@Thatisdiffi And it's not really a problem until burgers start tasting worse because a change makes it more fun to watch be eaten and fans of popular BurgerTubers are numerous and loud.
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I tried the "eye movement for sleep" method and IT WORKS WONDERS.......... I'M SHOCKED I SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT FOR FULL 8 HOURS WITHOUT WAKING UP WHAT?
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She's a 10 but she shares "i do not give Facebook permission to use my photos" posts.
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What the hell, sure
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Dune: messiah (2026)
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Vance: Andrew Ferguson will be the vice chair. If you're curious the difference between the vice chair and the chair, the vice chair is going to do all the work and I'm going to take all the credit. Ha ha ha.
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Weather guy said to duck, but the gun we're playing Russian Roulette with didn't even shoot a tiny bullet. What a chump.
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