Skully Chimes

Platinum again.

@AshleyRickards @SagDecWho Isn't that every day on Twitter?

Why does my Mom make sex noises whenever she is giving the dog a "bath?"

My 5 year plan is just to end this phone call with my mom.

I'm gonna Tweet like 14 times tonight or MORE!!!

@goodrocktunes yes

Just sitting here squishing my breast implants.

I've done some pretty sketchy shit for a free tshirt.

I don't expect everything handed to me. Just set it down wherever.

@mllebeckyrose @Cav_Adam sounds comfortable to me LIAR!!!!:)

@goodrocktunes Even in pretend there is truth.

Every once in awhile I get drunk and log on Twitter. That's it. Yeah.

@goodrocktunes HI!!

@Robert_Beau @SheOverAnalyzes AMEN!!!

Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink.

Having kids is like watching your heart walk around without its rib cage.

I'm not saying I'm twitter elite but I just butt dialed a response to an @ and got five trophies...

@matty_boiii Lucky me right

@J_Metalluminati It worked out in the end.