This is America and you don't own the air. If you don't like my cologne, Weèd, than buy a fan!
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Skum Turtle 🐢
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Skum Turtle 🐢
@SkumTurtle_
All sorts of fucked up. Sarcastic and probably saying some shit
Katılım Ekim 2010
795 Takip Edilen344 Takipçiler
"I don't understand why we can't be seated, there's like 25 tables open"
Well, here's the problem.
The seats don't serve themselves and the food doesn't cook itself. But I guess critical thinking is what seems to be the issue.
These people just can't think for themselves
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My fiance came home with pencil sharpeners and the first thing I said was "do we need to talk" 😅
#IYKYK
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Who the fuck decided sunflower seeds go in everything bagels and can we fucking stop.
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This kid turns anything he touches into a fucking weapon of mass destruction I stg
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Y'all ever met a damn kid? They're a bunch of bitches when it comes to stranger danger and overreact to
E V E R Y T H I N G. Leave them alone with all that hate. Sorry your kids a bitch
Curse 👉 Aurawra 2026@Aurel_Infinity
Am getting attacked for just minding my own business. All I did was walk past and I’m being attacked by millions. At this point I’m not even exaggerating so you see how many nuts follow these guys? Along with all the people on tik tok and instagram. I did nothing wrong!
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I was thinking of that time when you dropped your shoes out of the car window while trying to dry them from when we visited a stream at 2 am.
Anyways, I hope you're happy where you are now. You aren't forgotten.
Rest Easy.
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"I coulda been a doctor but I decided to do meth and smoke weed"
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Like I wouldn't call it a - re-release or even a remaster. It's a whole new album
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I've never listened to a band that releases a new album sounding completely different but having the same lyrics. Shits just so goooood #momjeans
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Out of every ad I have EVER seen. For every company. Ever.
The Jesus one is the worst. Why the fuck is it even a thing. Why are we recruiting to a cult. It's insane!
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Lol!
I just realized I was worrying about my neighbor judging me because I smoke weed as a dad.
But he yells at his less then 2 year old things like "well if you'd listen I wouldn't yell"
So I think I'm good
And dude, she's 2. Maybe you need to smoke.
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The 2017 Subaru Crosstrek has the worst head unit I've ever used and I drove a stock 91 protege with the cigarette lighter Bluetooth AM/FM where I had to hold the Bluetooth thingy because it wouldn't stay connected.
That is better than this 2017. It's so frustrating. @subaru_usa
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