Skump

@AlexLeoWulf Hmm idk, I’ve used this pillow for a really long time, but if you’re offering…~

@Skumpskunk My name is a new pillow.

Feeling kinda bad for my fart pillow, I sit on it all day and sleep with it pressed against my ass all night. The poor thing only gets a break when I’m out of the house. I don’t think I’d ever be able to get the smell out at this point…

@Darkside97TTT In that case I’d be happy to help :3

@Skumpskunk Oh trust me, sleeping in that woukd be a dream come true.

@Darkside97TTT Hmm, I don’t see why you’d wanna sleep in those, doesn’t seem like it’d be easy to sleep with the smell… But if you really want to I definitely won’t stop you! :3

@Skumpskunk What if I just keep buying your old used pillows off of you? Then I could build a pillow fort/bed out of your fart-stained and ruined pillows~

@Darkside97TTT Maybe I could get a backup pillow to use while you’re cleaning the other one, so when you give me the pillow back I can just hand you the one I used in the meantime! And we’ll just keep trading back and forth!

@Skumpskunk Perfect, I think this is such a win-win, can't wait to start this little buisness deal

@Darkside97TTT Great! And when I ruin it again a few days later I can just hand it back to you! :3

@Skumpskunk Ouch, what a terrible problem to have. Worry not, leave that with me for a week, and I guarantee every ounce of stank will be huffed out of-... I mean cleaned out of it ;3

@Darkside97TTT Really you would? If you’re sure you can handle it, it’d be a big help! Every time I shift around it releases a bunch of trapped stench

@Skumpskunk That's okay If the smell becomes too much of a bother, I'd be happy to get rid of it for you ;3

@ToxicSkunksune I hope everything is okay, please stay safe!

Due to Sudden unfortunate circumstances Commissions will be closed and i will be absent outside of small chatter with friends until further notice. Will let you know when im back.

{ 💚 } Ya know, they usually say the EARLY bird gets the worm, but I think the late bird gets to have his fun too~ 😇

@AVILE4V113 This is 100% true, farts are great, but boyfarts… Suddenly there’s no other thoughts in my brain

"i'm pansexual but for some reason I just find adding the word "boy" to something gross makes it way hotter. Boybutt, boystink, boygas, boysmell, etc. all make me feel something" -> TRUEE avile.straw.page

Completely ignoring my lactose intolerance and having mac and cheese for dinner and ice cream for dessert

@SmogFlower Going to heaven just to he “blessed” with and eternity of angel boy farts is such a good cruel twist

i hear if you're a cute girl and you wind up in hell the demon boys use you as an assrag for all eternity. if you go to heaven the angel boys fart on you instead. so, there's no winning

@kinkyskunkthing Alright that’s it, gonna use this bot for cushion duty

@Skumpskunk Ooopsss! This shall too pass (gas) 👀

This was a bad idea I’m getting so many bots

@ToxicSkunksune Well I’m a lot stinky too, so he’s welcome over anytime! :3

@Skumpskunk sometimes~ but he also is just a good friend to play games with as well~ amybe a bit stinky... a lot stinky at times... not someone you want to use your bathroom... but a good friend none the less.

Lounging around with Leif

@kinkyskunkthing Begone bot! Before I gas you outta here >:3

@Skumpskunk beep boop I am a skunkbot

@Darkside97TTT Eh I should’ve seen it coming, forgot how bad it is on here lol

@Skumpskunk Aww shoot, im sorry to hear

@Commluke1 @ToxicSkunksune I’ve thought about comming ToxicSkunksune actually! I’ve been a big fan of their art for a while so I do really wanna do that at some point!

@Skumpskunk Might help to start with a YCH since the scenario is already there and they are typically cheaper. Thats how I started That said if you’re looking for a fully original piece I’m obligated to plug my friend @ToxicSkunksune

I really wanna get art of my skunk but I’ve never really commissioned art before. So I’m worried about cost and I don’t even know what the art would be…

@Basil_hooves Yay! I promise my bed is nice and warm :3

@Skumpskunk me me i volunteer

Going to bed, anyone wanna be my cuddle buddy? I’m a really good cuddler as long as you don’t mind dealing with endless sleep farts filling the room… I’ll air it out in the morning I promise!