Skunk

@trunkincrisis I would not want a human to do to me what i do to them.

humans love to sit on me so i thought i’d do the same back!

I don’t care if I’m adding to your feed being fucked up with animals. I’m here for this light relief!!! Animal twitter is awesome!

@mosquitotw Skunks ♥️

It starts with "M" ends with "O" and we all love it

@sharkincrisis Imagine pooping out babies.

No arrangements at all, a few sticks and just pops out the egg....... Isn't it obvious that pigeons are weird?

@cheetahincrisis Ummmm that cat is trying to copy my hairstyle. Lame.

cats are far superior to all other animals regardless of size

What are you looking at? Shame on you

@thefarmersheep Then you could Fly

what if I had wings

Someone’s getting evicted. Imagine being a bird. Bunch of freeloaders.

Only animal I know that wears dentures

Animal twitter is quackers. You love us and you know it.

I love family portraits

@AnnunakiQ2022 ♥️

@SkunkyAF I’m your friend and you only stink if something wants to harm you! And that’s ok 🤗💗🫶

Hello? Looking for friends. It’s because i stink isn’t it ? Stinkaphobes.

@sparrowincrisis Who can’t you chubby thing.

can you see me?

@metrashpanda 👋🏼 stay trashy ♥️

Heyyyyy #animaltwt sending big love and looking for new friends!! I’m a lil trashy, but I’m also a lotta trashy…

@Alpacaincrisis Lowwwww tapppperrrr fadddeeeee. Gone wrong.

last time I ask a human barber for a short back and sides

@PolarBearCrisis I rather smell my stink than like a wet dog. Lame.

Good morning, fellow semi-aquatic animals. The rest are lame!

@burritodog_ Owner doesn’t know yet. I have a surprise for him this weekend 💨

animals of twitter: post a photo of your home

@SnackinCrisis Kneel? Says the one with no knees.

Kneel before your queen #animaltwt

@NotBagwan I’ve been here you soggy sock. Can’t a skunk have their space sometimes ???

#animaltwt Is missing Skunk, Cardinal, and Lizard.