Kelly McCrimmon's Cap Circumcision Process

What's the GOAT sports movie?

@alphafox A swift elbow to the groin or a hard kick to the side of the knee will take anymore down.

If this man took your food, would you intervene? 😯

@ThrillaRilla369 Corned beef hash. Spam and eggs. Mac and cheese.

A "poor people food" that you will eat no matter how rich you get

@GamewithDave Almost 30 years later and I still boot this bad boy up

What’s your most played video game ever?

@MbarkCherguia A loose toad!? I gotta see this.

What would you do if you had a note like this on your car??? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY 😏

@Matt_Pinner "This is a collect call from..." "The movie is over." "Come pick us up." *Click*

I honestly don’t remember. Do you?

What is this for? Correct answer deserves $950

@Matt_Pinner Humility

I’ll go first…hope..

@EichelTower9 @GoldenKnights Bro...

@GoldenKnights I genuinely wish Adin Hill has a mental breakdown like Robin Lehner and disappears forever

next stop: Nashville

@GoldenKnights Time for Kelly to blow it up. Can the Knights trade for Geno Smith please?

@SinBinVegas One less thing to work on in the off-season. I guess that's a win.

At least the PK is really good. They are legit awesome.

@MilitaryCooI Rest In Peace young lady 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

The Bills Mafia community is deeply mourning the tragic sacrifice of a young 20-year old Buffalo police officer and devoted Bills fan who lost her life while on duty. For years, she attended games with her father at the stadium, cheering for the Bills together. Now that seat will remain painfully empty after a wrong way crash caused by a suspected DUl driver.

@Matt_Pinner Wrap it in foil.

What's the best way to clean this pan?

@BR_OpenIce On the button. Nighty night.

LAUZON DROPPED CROUSE OH MY 😱🥊

@LasVegasLocally STDs

What is preventing you from watching every March Madness game in this pool?

@GoldenKnights Got'em right where you want them.

same score as the first

@JesseGranger_ But easier for the Knights.

The worst division in hockey just got worse

@RaiderBob12 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

Can I please have your prayers? My wife has been in the ER for three days and they’re moving her to the ICU

@belgeseIdunyasi Those are not mice.

Çiftliğini basan farelere kurduğu tuzaklar yetmeyince, keskin nişancı silahını ve gece görüş dürbününü alan adam onları teker teker avlamaya karar vermiş!

@TDChrisG Ok Chris Dasco. Or is it Tony Gawlik?

Fire Cassidy. Commit to Tortorella or Boudreau for the stretch run. Whatever happens, happens. This team needs a spark. Give Craig the keys to the Lambo next season.