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Realizing other people have accounts specifically to obnoxiously gush about their fandom I’m so sorry yall I’m not made that way I’m signing my name to my crazy and simply inflicting it on all of you

Can strangers stop perceiving me on runs, or at the very least stop TELLING ME they’ve perceived me on runs??? K thx

Men, if a woman has to take their headphones off to speak to you — you’re sunk. They’re immediately annoyed even if they appear not to be. DNI.

“You gotta try this wall.” ~@laks_on_lakhs drunk af leaning her cheek up against the exterior of the pizza shop

Just came from the Rose Garden in Florence and it was SO crowded at sunset but the vibes afterwards were so great with live music and the cityscape lit up — anyways yall sunset golden hour Instagram bitches are WEAK

My Body (injured, ill) does not want me in Italy, but my Vibes (thriving) do not care

My Instagram story is all the pretty drinks I’ve had and @laks_on_lakhs story is about all the cool monuments we’ve passed, I swear we’re on the same trip

“If I don’t laugh, I’ll kill myself” ~our Rome waiter with very little prompting

“This is my Roku City” -@laks_on_lakhs on our view of the Tuscan country side and Siena in the distance at our Italian villa while we relax and read and drink wine

The happiest place on earth is anywhere in the Midwest on a warm early spring day

Started reading in bed again recently and twelve year old me was on to something

I love living in Minneapolis, Minnesota

And sometimes the meal cooks you twice in a row [I followed instructions but my oil exploded it’s all over the kitchen and my fire alarm went off like six times]

Look sometimes you cook and sometimes you get cooked [I got fish sauce in my laptop keyboard halp]

"you look happier" thanks , I started reading again.

Tipsy in the uber and I love Minneapolis

Readermaxxing so hard I started writing again

I fricken hate how much republicans are obsessed with Minnesota like holy shit get a fuckin hobby, pay your own bills (texas freeze), and leave us alone

Artemis II is a great reminder that we still don’t need Elon for literally anything.

Was thinking of historical importance and accidentally grouped both the Sistine Chapel and the Roman Colosseum as “nerdy” tourist attractions and guaranteed @laks_on_lakhs brings that up when we’re at the Vatican

Everyone hopecoring with Project Hail Mary and Artemis II needs to get on the For All Mankind train.