reluctantly sober substance enthusiast

My son curses like I make love. He has no idea how to do it and someone usually yells at him and tells him to stop before he's finished.

This janky ass site/app waited a few hours to limit visibility on two tweets. I don’t give a warm bucket of ass gravy about the visibility. I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THE CENSORSHIP (yes I know it’s privately owned) and the AI’s many many inherent flaws.

@jaysonbuford @Deanmoriarty235 Bill’s reply when asked about his apparel: “Well well well and and and and um um um um um well well uhhhhhhhh well I liked it and uhhh um um well and and and it wasn’t all that ummmmm uhhhh well awful of an outfit.

Bill Self is wearing a pullover that you can get at the Kansas athletic store on campus and Pitino is in a suit from Armani. Johnnies by a million.

i have a woman yelling at me and no one needs that.

@Deanmoriarty235 No homo milk.

@Deanmoriarty235 Now THAT is a handsome piece of white man. As a great man once said: A smoooooth tricked out playa from the streets who knows how to get his.

I took off for opening day and regret nothing

@mdestefano14 @Deanmoriarty235 I’ll bet ya $100 the White Sox have a worse season by 5 games or more. My Rockies boys have a killer lineup this season. Pitching…………. Hmmmmmmmmmmm……………………. Yeah.

Does anyone know if the Rockies have been eliminated from playoff contention yet or is it still too early?

@cgore4 @Sullie @Entangle2030 @nut_history That part I got. I’m a dumdum but I did get that.

@SlabBaconBP @Sullie @Entangle2030 @nut_history Run some errands, Home runs - Aaron

Even if you took away every one of Henry Aaron's 755 home runs, he still would have 3,000 hits

@Entangle2030 @nut_history @Sullie If the disclaimer “seemed to” wasn’t in there I’d pay it more attention. I hit home runs that “seemed” to go 1,000 feet as a teenager. We didn’t bring a tape measure or 10 with us shagging flies though.

@Entangle2030 @nut_history @Sullie I’m not saying anything here. Other than that. And this. AI seems to disagree with you. Aaron was a bit before AI’s time however lol.

@cgore4 @Sullie @Entangle2030 @nut_history I’m confused and amused simultaneously. I don’t know if that sentence makes perfect sense here but it is funny. That being said. I’ve been told numerous times in the past 24 hours that my reading comprehension skillz could use some help.

@SlabBaconBP @Sullie @Entangle2030 @nut_history So you're saying they would have run a few Aarons?

@Entangle2030 @nut_history @Sullie NEVER QUESTION TEDDY BALLGAME

@Entangle2030 @nut_history @Sullie Scientifically you’ll hit more home runs with a level to slightly downward swing like Ted Williams had. But with today’s stat nerds taking over they have to have a “launch angle” or they won’t get the ball velocity up high enough to please the dumber scouts. Hopefully it’ll end

@Sullie @cgore4 @Entangle2030 @nut_history Every sports take has ifs and buts. I’m confident ol Henry would’ve pulled it off in not all; but other than the 1 or 3 freak of nature stadiums. Fraud home run King had a swing that was friendly to HGH, Testosterone and whatever magical substance turned his head into a planet.

@cgore4 @SlabBaconBP @Entangle2030 @nut_history He also played at a home stadium that was friendly to his swing

@TheRoach_1776 Just so you know I’m not just a big dumb liar. Look at the weight on that bitch. I’m an old mofo. Put less meat in the boxes once a week guys. Sheesh. Give a geezer a break.

@SlabBaconBP No, that would be 69. 😜

A victory REQUIRES an intelligent response and defending one's rhetoric. Something this guy can't do. Getting someone to block you and believing its a victory is what 12-year-olds do before they mature into critial thinkers.

@TheRoach_1776 In the past it was mine. I’m retired now. Too much drama and goldbricking from the ladies and too much self centeredness and stubbornness from me. I’ve been told I have those 2 qualities by everyone I care about. So I guess it’s true? Yup.

@TheRoach_1776 12 is your favorite number, eh

@TheRoach_1776 It’s called humor. Some get my humor. Some don’t. I don’t give a shit. That’s cool. I also detest social media. It’s a hate machine. My cousin created this account for me. I used to tell jokes. Then I went away for 10 yrs. Logged on and it’s an afterbirth tsunami. Lotta hate.

@TheRoach_1776 I can’t think of any politicians with a concept of cause and effect. That’s a huge part of the problem. Not to mention the parties used to discuss important things. Now they sling hatred and repeat talking points only. It’s very frustrating.

@TheRoach_1776 I hate POLITICIANS, not the general public. My Twitter is a place of humor and sports and occasionally politics. Whatever. Yours is political vitriol. Nothing else. Evaluate your own hatred before worrying about mine. You seem to be retired and love debate. No problem but hate.

Intellectually destroying and humiliating them to the point of a clear and decisive victory should have better results than this. You’re all a bunch of little bitches. Don’t be like Nathan.