Mason

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Mason

@SlamJamMason

Rochester, NY Katılım Mart 2012

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Mason@SlamJamMason·19 Tem

@computercowboy_ because of pandemic I do not pay child support

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connie@computercowboy_·18 Tem

my friends and i just kind of kept hanging out

trash jones@jzux

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

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Bucketsquad@BucketSQD·12 Tem

That time when Melo laid hurt on the floor but the game continued 😂😭

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Eric Rahill@ericrahill·20 Nis

You were put on this planet for a reason

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connie@computercowboy_·14 May

happy mother’s day ari aster i hope you get that figured out

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Mason@SlamJamMason·27 Mar

Dishwasher Tony’s Parmesan pepperonis

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Mason@SlamJamMason·9 Mar

New guy came into my office today and said “these things are the best” and pointed at my candle

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Mason@SlamJamMason·9 Şub

The American food at a Chinese buffet tastes like a sneeze

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Mason@SlamJamMason·18 Ara

@idonteatclams Amen

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Lol 💚🖤🔪@idonteatclams·18 Ara

i haven't felt heartbreak in so long it kinda just makes me feel like anyone experiencing it is a loser im sorry

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Mason@SlamJamMason·13 Ara

@entrylevelbrand This man is constantly living a logical fallacy

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Entry Level@entrylevelbrand·13 Ara

@SlamJamMason He’s getting Cole Beasley to the Buffalo Bills.. for Christmas?

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Mason@SlamJamMason·13 Ara

One of my coworkers has done the same bills joke 4 times now I’ve heard “Hey man guess what I’m getting for Christmas” What “Cole…….. Cole Beasley to the buffalo bills” He really likes this joke

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