Slammageddon⚔️ @ Offkai 2026

Got a bunch of new followers recently so I figured reintroductions are in order. Name's Slam. I'm a Godslayer fighting in an Immortal War against a infectious parasite from beyond the stars. You can catch me playing horror games, FPS games, or gacha games. Pick your poison.

@OtakemaruBubs me bitch

So who am I giving a massive bear hug at Offkai?

How is it the one time I discover that my six pack of abs are finally showing is also the same time I decide to open up my front door in a rush to grab my grubhub while wearing only a towel and the deliverer is right there

3 out of 4 mastery camos done!

Stream tonight, finishing Apocalypse grind let’s get itttttt

The most destructive piece of internet lore ever created is the phrase: "If they wanted to, they would." ​It sounds empowering, but it is actually deeply narcissistic. It assumes that a person’s actions are dictated 100% by their desire for you, while completely ignoring their capacity. ​A partner can desperately want to give you the world, but if they are fighting a silent financial war, battling burnout, or dealing with a health crisis, their capacity is at zero. Measuring a stressed partner's love strictly by their ability to "perform" is a lethal mistake. "If they wanted to, they would" is the fastest way to lose a fiercely loyal partner over a temporary lack of bandwidth.

@ArisaNoonish FUUUUUUCK IM TOO LATE

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@ArcticMoon13 Bruh fr this is so dumb

Can we talk about something rn…it’s March right, you know spring… SO WHY THE FUCK AM I GETTING 99-102 DEGREE HEAT THIS IS BULLSHIT I did not sign up for this heat this goddamn early

FINALLY, WE ALMOST THERE

ALMOST DONE WITH STARGLASS, ONTO ABSOLUTE ZERO LETS GOOOOO x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

POV: ur Rex

Octavia’s not a limited unit, she will be available every month during flash gala which reruns each month around this time! However, right now she’s on rate up since she’s a new unit so you have a much better chance of getting her right now. The summer units will be available for a couple more banners but they also won’t be on rate up for those banners either.

@Slammageddon @rusty_nl Im new in the game, this character are limited? I got Apollonia should i try reroll until get both(Apollonia and Octavia)?

why does this game always give me every unit except the one that I actually want

@rusty_nl Yes I don’t blame you lmao she doesn’t have much development as a character unfortunately 😭 but yeah I had to almost spark for Octavia, I got her around 230 draws

@Slammageddon Octavia 😭 I already got Apollonia but tbh I've never really been a fan

how i disappear from peoples’ lives after being the best temporary person they will ever meet:

I think the main reason why they nerfed peeks' and his interaction with the seed relic was because you could break the box using peeks to stay on the map permanently until the end of the match or when you save and quit It wasn't well known but it was really strong, essentially a free tier point

If only Treyarch didn't decide to nerf Mr Peeks being usable with the Seed Relic so this was possible. Still one of the worst examples of "nerfing fun" to me because one of the great parts of Cursed is trying to use the mechanics in cleaver ways to get around some restrictions.

@choogi_no_tabi i think she's amazing and I love the good vibes she brings to every stream!

hi this is definitely not sugi aoki so do share, how do you feel about sugi aoki

Commission for @MissAmaneEN ♥️ ⏱️: 1 hr 10 min

@raina_illune waves

Does anyone still see my tweets here? give a wave or something

IM LIVE RN GOING OFF KINDA COME AND VIBE x.com/i/broadcasts/1…